Hearth.com, The Reality Show.
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kenny chaos
Minister of Fire
and dont none of you busters go yelling "WASABI" (jags) in the middle of the combat to distract me. That would be unsportsman like....and sneaky/dirty. If we're gonna have a kiddie pool jello thunderdome, it should be fair and whatnot. Just so we're clear...is there biting allowed?
HORSE RADISH
Dang - no matter how loud I yell that it still does not invoke the same fear response.
Dang - no matter how loud I yell that it still does not invoke the same fear response.
GAMMA RAY said:maybes BB will give up his slut status and be the cowboy...he is from Texas...
Been busy all day calling all of the media outlets. Apologizing for calling myself a slut.
BrotherBart said:GAMMA RAY said:maybes BB will give up his slut status and be the cowboy...he is from Texas...
Been busy all day calling all of the media outlets. Apologizing for calling myself a slut.
It puts a whole new spin to "gubment cheese".
WOW! What a tough tryout for a reality show! Let me see if I have this right. Kiddy pool, orange jello, horse radish but no wasabi, bib overalls are acceptable but no mankinis (thank goodness!),commodores singing in the background, fight to the death all to get a spot on the show as the skinny (lean) cowboy/wrangler dude. Brother Bart, would you care to trade roles? Slut sounds like more fun.
to the death? WHOA there. I didn't know that. Thats seems a bit....extreme, you know? I like me some jello wrastlin and all, but I was thinking more like a points scoring system...No hitting in the face of course. You think the Lean Cowboy tryout is hard...you should see the video BB submitted for his part...WOWZER! By back hurts just from watching.
I'm having second thoughts about auditioning for the roll of slut. My back certainly won't bend that far, I don't own a kilt, and I was told BB did it while going commando. Delta, it looks like its you and me, mano a mano, in the kiddy pool out behind the wood shed at dusk. I propose a gentlemanly battle. No fight to the death. No hitting each other with folding chairs. No choke holds. No throwing each other out of the pool into the audience. In fact I think if one of us can maintain a hold on his athleticaly slender, lightning fast, devastatingly handsome opponent (I may have been describing myself more than Delta) for more than 5 seconds, he shall be declared the winner. Are you up for it?
firefighterjake
Minister of Fire
Probably this will just be a fake . . . I mean scripted . . . jello wrestling match to the death. Is Bob Mould working with us on the script yet?
firefighterjake
Minister of Fire
I've been using almond oil at work . . . seems to work pretty well. Anyone want to borrow some?
Of course this fight will be scripted. After all, this IS a reality show!firefighterjake said:
stoveguy2esw
Minister of Fire
i'd have had another dog in the car had i directed this. it was a commercial for a stain remover for car seats right?
stoveguy2esw
Minister of Fire
!!
The ratings are getting very low so we need the following:
- someone with a strange addiction
- a hoarder (no pellets)
- a pawn store
- a tow truck to repo cars
- some pickers
- loggers who fight more than they cut wood
Flatbedford
Minister of Fire
Most of us, except the pellet people, have a wood addiction, and are hoarders.
I want to drive the tow truck.
I want to drive the tow truck.
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