Rant of the Day...Too Many Holidays/Special Occasions!

[BrotherBart]

I have 365 holidays a year now. They are highly overrated.

 

[BrotherBart]

National Condom Day was on Valentines Day this year. Now how cute is that?

 

[GAMMA RAY]

I have 365 holidays a year now. They are highly overrated.

Pfft....rub it in a lil more dammit...

 

[Gark]

Interesting post .. looked at 'public holidays' on wikipedia for the most per country each year. Argentina has 16 but Thailand has 18 every year. Didn't look at all of 'em. I'm wondering where you found those strange days like "national crumpled rug day" and "national furry dog day" or whatever ..???

 

[RoseRedHoofbeats]

Oh, have I got YOU beat. Ready for this?

My stepson's birthday on May 5th
Mother's Day
My brother's birthday on June 6th, my stepdaughter's birthday on June 9th
Father's Day
My anniversary on September 24th
My stepson's birthday on October 31st, same day as one of my nephews (I have a metric ton of nieces and nephews... stupid Utahns don't know when to quit!)
My birthday on November 9th
Youngest stepson's birthday on November 13th
Stepmom's birthday on November 25th
Mother-in-law and father-in-laws birthdays on November 31st and December 5th
TWINS DUE ON DECEMBER 10TH O_O
Christmas
Mom's birthday on January 4th
Daughter's birthday on February 8th
Valentine's Day
Husband's birthday on March 3rd

I am cancelling parties. Everybody gets a card with one of my grandpa's two dollar bills in it. The end.

~Rose

 

[GAMMA RAY]

Rose you have us all beat...
I would only allow 1 "floater" day per person....
You are not gonna have time to deal with all those holidays when the twins come..
(BTW...Congrats, hope everything goes well.)

 

[GAMMA RAY]

I'm wondering where you found those strange days like "national crumpled rug day" and "national furry dog day" or whatever ..???

http://www.brownielocks.com/may.html

Happy Buddah day Webbie!

 

[Adios Pantalones]

My wife's Bday is Thursday, our anniversary and mother's day are on Sunday. I need to make a spice cake with home made frosting tomorrow- I love doing stuff like that

 

[GAMMA RAY]

I need to make a spice cake with home made frosting tomorrow- I love doing stuff like that

Pics dammit....pretty please?

 

[Adios Pantalones]

I'll be making it tomorrow night, but my camera is dead.

 

[GAMMA RAY]

I'll be making it tomorrow night, but my camera is dead.

Pshaw....

 

[PapaDave]

AP's just bein' stingy Gamma. Keepin' all that for hisself. We doesn't even gets pics.

 

[Jags]

AP's just bein' stingy Gamma. Keepin' all that for hisself. We doesn't even gets pics.

Naaa...you just gotta make him laugh first. Then he feels obligated to give up the goods. Watch....

BOOBIES!

 

[GAMMA RAY]

Naaa...you just gotta make him laugh first. Then he feels obligated to give up the goods. Watch....

BOOBIES!

Really.....hmmm...
GONADS.....

 

[Delta-T]

hmmm, I thinks the slang (boobies) is more funnier than the clinical (gonads)....maybe you make a clinical/colloquial hybrid word for uber-comedic effect? gonaduals, testiberries, olives....thems is funny....boobies (that never gets old man, never).

 

[Delta-T]

my parents anniversary is tax day...I'm not sure what the significance is, but its easy to remember. ine is 2 days after my wife's b-day, also easy to remember.

 

[Jack Straw]

 

[Adios Pantalones]

boobies- huh huh- boobs

 

[GAMMA RAY]

boobies- huh huh- boobs

You friggin weirdos...

 

[Pallet Pete]

I LOVE CAKE BAKE ME A CAKE PLEASE EVERY DAY WITH A CAKE IS A HOLIDAY

 

[GAMMA RAY]

Speakin of cake..... Hey Pete...here ya go..

 

[fishingpol]

Speakin of cake..... Hey Pete...here ya go..

What was the thread about? I had to turn up the volume for VH. Just an eighties thing I guess.

 

[Pallet Pete]

Speakin of cake..... Hey Pete...here ya go..

Wow that takes me back lol !

Pete