Stink Bugs(?!?!)

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Oh, we have stink bugs west of the Mississippi. These guys (or something that looks just like them) routinely come hitchhiking on Lodgepole Pine. I guess they live on those trees. They're really slow bugs, but they will find their way to dang near anywhere. Their odor is a defense, so if they feel threatened they release the stink. Of course, if you smash one one you'll smell it as well. They seem to winter over deep in the wood stacks , then, with the warming of spring, out they come. Or maybe they lay eggs in the wood and then they die during winter and the next generation is what I see emerging in the spring...I dunno. I've never seen an "army" of them in the stove (or anywhere else), the only ones I've ever seen in the stove I put in there when I loaded the splits they were on. They're loners, I've never seen two or more together except sometimes when I turn over a split that's been in the stack for a long time. In the cold of winter, they're inactive...unless they find their favorite split (the one they happen to be clinging to) just went into the stove, then there's a very brief period of activity. >>

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Yeah- these are the ones we have. Most annoying insect I think I can name- we don't have mosquitoes much up here.
 
Yep, thats one of the little bassturds, alright! During the spring and summer months, they are very hard to see as they are as green as the leaves on the trees. Not sure if they are like a chameleon or if they go through different color phases, but I always see them in the early to mid summer and they are a completely different color...
The green ones are native, but still can be a pain in the a$$, especially in the garden. A lot of times I find their dead carcasses clinging to the draperies in spring.
The imported variety is the Brown Marmorated Stink Bug, and doesn't seem to have any natural enemies over here. Even chickens won't eat them.
Two years ago before I had the insert, I lit a nice fire in the fireplace for the first time, and about a dozen of the little stinkers started fleeing from around the glass doors. The cat was pointing them out like a hunting dog while I snatched 'em up with a tissue to toss in the fire. The firebox was filled with them, dropping from the chimney, buzzing in agony as they were incinerated. Did my heart good to witness that.
Anyway, didn't see any carnage last year, and only one lone blighter trying to escape in vain this year. P.S.--Contrary to popular belief, it is POSSIBLE to crush them without releasing that goddess-awful smell. The trick is is QUICKLY snuff them out with a tissue. If you delay for even a second to dispach them, they will have time to release the nasty spray, and wow, will you feel ill.
 
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This guy was taking advantage of our unusually warm "Stink Bug Summer" October afternoon temps to do work on his tan:

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SQUISH'EM, RICK! QUICK BEFORE HE GETS AWAY!

No way, Scotty...I ain't squishin' him. I can't squish 'em all...and I really don't want to smell like 'em. I'll just look forward to burning a bunch of 'em over the winter. ;lol
 
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