They've GOT to be kidding!

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FanMan

Feeling the Heat
Mar 4, 2012
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CT stix & upstate NY
So I'm putting a small addition on my house before putting on a new metal roof, and glanced at the little label that's stapled on the end of each 2x6 I bought at the local Lowes:

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I'm just glad I don't live in California!
 

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Have to satisfy the lawyers.... Stupid for sure.
 
Yeah pretty stupid warning.
 
That is why wood needs to be burned!==c
 
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Warning, living doesn't end well.
Warning, standing in the path of a speeding vehicle with no brakes or steering may result........
Warning, reading warnings too slowly may result in sudden death.
There's a road sign as you near Traverse City that says "Do not pass when oncoming traffic is present". Really? Jeesh
I'll bite, was it "treated wood"?
 
Warning...living causes death.
 
I *almost* wonder if this one is a joke... almost.
 
Sometimes it seems as though folks think everything causes cancer . . . at least in California.
 
If wood dust is a carcinogen,I should've been taking a dirt nap 20 yrs ago already.Starting with shop class in 7th grade I've been around the stuff pretty much daily ever since.They also say that about bacon (though I only have it maybe 2-3 days month,tops),my 1 Diet Coke every morning & a few other things that we love to eat/drink.

Just leave me alone & let me live my own life.These damn pencil pushers need to mind their own business.
 
well, Douglas Fir is a softwood, cousin of Pine.....and we all know what that means....surprised there was only 1 warning, and why isn't it also in Spanish/French/Deutsch?
 
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I still can't believe they give you free chicklets with every piece of electronic equipment you buy. I know they say "Do Not Eat" on the package but I just can't help myself...... :rolleyes:

WARNING: Hearth.com contains information known to the State Of (whereever) that may cause one to spend extraordinary amounts of time evaluating trees while saying "Yup, this one soon", or cause one to expend financial resources purchasing multiple chainsaws, splitters, ATV's, tractors and other assorted equipment. This equipment may cause accidental death or dismemberment!

This information has also been known to lead to possible mental illness with symptoms of muttering under one's breath incoherent phrases about "secondaries", "moisture content" or "light-off temps". Victims of this illness have also been known to offer to exchange neighbors fresh delivered firewood for old, gray, weathered firewood under the pretense of "helping out".

Persons exhibiting one or a combination of the above symptoms should be handed a Super Cedar and gently guided back to their own property using a soothing tone of voice and plenty of reassurance.

;lol;lol;lol;lol;lol;lol
 
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well, Douglas Fir is a softwood, cousin of Pine.....and we all know what that means....surprised there was only 1 warning, and why isn't it also in Spanish/French/Deutsch?
With all the day laborors here doing construction here at least spanish.
 
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I guess thats what happens when you have too much democracy, lol!
Seriously, as many know this comes from Prop 65. Cali law says citizens can get a legally binding referendum question put on the ballet by getting X # of signatures. Prop 65 as passed very generally = anyone selling a product containing a known carcinogen must include a label stating so. Seems reasonable. But then, what's the definition of carcinogen? Well "a substance or agent causing cancer". But what does "cause" mean? We don't have the science to say what caused a certain case of cancer, so instead we use an increased rate of cancer. But where's the threshold? A 10% increase? 1%? Based on what exposure?
Here's the official list. http://oehha.ca.gov/prop65/prop65_list/files/p65single072012.pdf
Some nasty chemicals on there that I wouldn't want in my Corn Flakes, and yup, wood dust is on there. Interestingly wood isn't on there, just the dust. So in this case the consumer creates the carcinogen by altering the product.
Bottom line to me: For every complex problem there is a simple answer, and it's wrong.
 
Thats what happens when you have to duck and weave around the bottom feeding lawyers. Sad commentary on how far our society has sunk.
 
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