You Know You Are A Real Wood Burner If...

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BrotherBart

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My annual thread and a little late this season. I am out of originals so...

...if at a wine tasting you say that the Cabernet is oakey with just a hint of creosote".

Go for it.
 
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...if at a wine tasting you say that the Cabernet is oakey with just a hint of creosote".

Go for it.
You are a real wood burner if at the wine tasting you ask "Are the barrels really oak and what do they do with them after they are emptied? "

KaptJaq
 
Your excuse to the wife for getting drunk is: "I was trying out the 'tunnel of love' that BG told me about"

pen
 
You know you are a real wood burner if you tell your party guests to save the martini toothpicks because you glue them together to make firestarters.
 
You know you are a real wood burner if..

you check every day to see if your neighbors elm is starting to get yellow leaves.
 
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... if you don't have hair on the back of your hands from November till May.
 
Or, if you have 3 woodstoves in the house. Better yet, if you can see all the stoves from any spot in the house. Maybe I have a problem ;lol
 
You know you are a woodburner if your wife says " you just can't stop cutting trees down can you"........................................................... :eek:
 
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if you hide when your neighbor wants help cutting down his willow.
 
You Know you are a woodburner if you happen to fire up your chainsaw for fun in the garage when you see your neighbor eyeing up his Willow.



Oops sorry guess this belongs in tha you might be a woodcutter post.:(
 
You know you come from a family of woodburners when you get the house upta 83 cuz your mother is coming to babysit... She walks in and says "Ooh its nice in here" as you go out the door panting.
 
When you lounge around in shorts drinking ice-cold Mojitos in the middle of winter b/c it's 78deg inside your home...(slurp) ==c
 
If you drive by a log yard and say "jeez honey ther's a warm week right there"
 
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God I'm sick and she agrees.
 
You know you're a woodburner if you find yourself asking strangers how they heat their houses, just in hopes that they'll return the question so you can talk about your stove.
 
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