You Know You Are A Real Wood Burner If...

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When a friend mentions to your significant other he has been using his fireplace as supplimental heat and you immediately jump on craigslist looking for a good used insert and a liner for him, even though he didn't say he wanted one...
 
if....Chuck Norris buys his firewood from YOU.
 
my non wood burner friends look at me like i got 5 heads!

I think I've got some wannabe buddies. I do also have the ones that think I'm nuts.
 
When you keep your saw,gas,bar oil,and maul in you truck so you can scrounge after work without having to stop home first and risk getting side tracked by the wife.

Guilty except I sidetrack myself !

Pete
 
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When you are driving around looking for a parking spot near the hospital because you need an emergency appendectomy and you consider stopping and picking up those perfectly sized silver maple rounds.(That was me last weekend.)
 
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When you see other guys with truckloads of rounds and you get jealous.
Totally agree, will add that you look close to see what kind of rounds they are.
 
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When you have a second driveway that only gets used as a dumping area for said wood :)

I'd like that. I'm trying to plan something like that here.
 
...when on MOTHER 'S DAY, you talk your wife into hauling 7 cords of wood you found cheap on Craigslist.
Nice score......
 
...When you join Hearth.com just to reply to this thread (to say thanks for all the info I've gotten from here while a lurker)

...When it takes 3 tractors, 2 trucks, multiple trailers, and uncountable saws, plus a splitter with a 7" ram, just to have free heat

...When friends dump wood they find at your place, knowing you'll split and stack it, and give it back later as dry campfire wood.

...When you wonder if beer is deductible on your taxes as "heating expense".

Great site guys, I'll stop by from time to time and say Hi!
 
.....if after being asked to be a moderator, are confronted with the hazing ritual, and you kinda look forward to it :oops:

pen
 
.....if after being asked to be a moderator, are confronted with the hazing ritual, and you kinda look forward to it :oops:

pen

Glad the bruises healed and there weren't any scars or hard feelings. :)
 
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