You Know You Are A Real Wood Burner If...

[jeff_t]

Your ringtone is a chainsaw.

 

[ditchrider]

When you go out in the middle of a hurricane to grab that big red oak before someone else does.

If we had hurricanes, I'd be guilty.

 

[ditchrider]

Your ringtone is a chainsaw.

Now I've GOT to get one of those.

 

[Dakotas Dad]

Your ringtone is a chainsaw.

Mine isn't, but my brother tells me the one for me on his phone is a chainsaw running wide open...

 

[Tramontana]

...when your bathroom reading material consists of Sherrill Tree, Baileys, Labonville and Stihl catalogs!

 

[Tramontana]

...when you plan to give SuperCedars to family members as Christmas stocking stuffers.

 

[MasterMech]

Great site guys, I'll stop by from time to time and say Hi!

You better! Welcome!

 

[MasterMech]

When you try to play jingle bells with your chainsaw.

Not jingle bells but the only guy I know to use a saw as a musical instrument...

 

[firecracker_77]

Your excuse to the wife for getting drunk is: "I was trying out the 'tunnel of love' that BG told me about"

pen

that's funny....

 

[Got Wood]

Your ringtone is a chainsaw.

My ring tone is from the Gieco commercial "Hey, you dang woodchucks...."

 

[Jags]

....When you have an app on your smart phone to calculate cuft of a standing tree.

 

[Flatbedford]

Glad the bruises healed and there weren't any scars or hard feelings.

At least they were where nobody else could see them.

 

[Huntindog1]

When you read the book about Bob Fisher and Fisher Stoves twice and recommended it to others.

 

[Jags]

...Or know who John Gulland is...

 

[Huntindog1]

When you buy a Wood Stove thats 76% Efficient and you Mod it to try to squeeze out a few extra percent. Who would that be?

 

[Huntindog1]

if your caught staring at your wood stove for countless hours.

 

[jharkin]

When you are finishing up tasks for the office in front of the stove on Saturday....

... Because you spent too much time reading hearth.com at work all week.

 

[firefighterjake]

.....if after being asked to be a moderator, are confronted with the hazing ritual, and you kinda look forward to it

pen

Did it involve chainsaw oil?

 

[jharkin]

Did it involve chainsaw oil?

Strapped to a milk crate.....

 

[Jags]

Strapped to a milk crate.....

And high heels.

 

[firefighterjake]

I think I need to go gouge out my eyes now with a spoon.

 

[Fod01]

And high heels.

umm...EWWW!

 

[gregbesia]

You would love to get ornaments for you Christmas tree in the shape of chain saws, wood stoves, inserts, log splitters, axes and tbe like.

 

[Tramontana]

And high heels.

You guys are jumping the shark!

 

[Tramontana]

I think I need to go gouge out my eyes now with a spoon.

Eye bleach...


...aisle 12.