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FIRE WOOD (Lakewood)
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North Gate Road at Nottingham road
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You must Chop down 100 foot fir tree for free wood.
Close to street - easy access.
Street has very little traffic except at 4-6 hours.
Need chipper.
Chips are needed on site.

You must have equipment to chop down the tree.

253-984-7865
North Gate Road at Nottingham road (google map) (yahoo map)

  • Location: Lakewood
  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Posting ID: 4070745694

Posted: 2013-09-16, 7:31AM PDT

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Avoid scams, deal locally! Do NOT wire funds (Western Union, Moneygram).
Beware cashier checks, money orders, shipping, non-local buyers/sellers. More info
 
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Free firewood (Ballard)

About 20 pieces of firewood. Come get it before it rains! It's been sitting in our driveway for five years so if we haven't used it by now I don't think were going to use it!
  • Location: Ballard
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this is the best one i have seen in a LONG time

http://nh.craigslist.org/for/4069746343.html

Oak log for sale. Cut in June ... Good for local private cord sellers/dealers, woodworkers or artisans.
23 feet long ... top is 20", base is 27". Estimated at 1 1/2 half to 2 cords worth.
You may take entire log or cut as much as wanted/needed. Cash sale on site. No delivery.
Any remains will be kept by seller for cord wood.
Looking for best offer est. $500-$1000. Negotiable.

oh gee just 500-1000$ for 1.5-2 cords of unsplit, unseasoned logs, YES PLEASE!
 
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this is the best one i have seen in a LONG time

http://nh.craigslist.org/for/4069746343.html

Oak log for sale. Cut in June ... Good for local private cord sellers/dealers, woodworkers or artisans.
23 feet long ... top is 20", base is 27". Estimated at 1 1/2 half to 2 cords worth.
You may take entire log or cut as much as wanted/needed. Cash sale on site. No delivery.
Any remains will be kept by seller for cord wood.
Looking for best offer est. $500-$1000. Negotiable.

oh gee just 500-1000$ for 1.5-2 cords of unsplit, unseasoned logs, YES PLEASE!

Wow. The clue phone is going to start ringing when NOBODY responds, I hope the poster answers!
 
"boy, this oak must be really really dry... It's burning like paper!"
Edit: ok, maybe it is oak. The first pic looked like poplar to me. I didn't look at the second pic before posting.
 
this is the best one i have seen in a LONG time

http://nh.craigslist.org/for/4069746343.html

Oak log for sale. Cut in June ... Good for local private cord sellers/dealers, woodworkers or artisans.
23 feet long ... top is 20", base is 27". Estimated at 1 1/2 half to 2 cords worth.
You may take entire log or cut as much as wanted/needed. Cash sale on site. No delivery.
Any remains will be kept by seller for cord wood.
Looking for best offer est. $500-$1000. Negotiable.

oh gee just 500-1000$ for 1.5-2 cords of unsplit, unseasoned logs, YES PLEASE!

Crazy, that log Isn't going any where soon
 
FREE FIREWOOD - Please Cut and Take (Morton Grove)
I have two giant oak trees in the yard that need to be cut down and hauled away. These are great for firewood or even for furniture (furniture artisans?). The trees are near our house and need to be taken down with care and proper equipment. Please reply in your email with:
1. Your experience taking down large trees
2. Your equipment being used
3. Whether you have access to a boom lift.
  • Location: Morton Grove
Damn, if I only had a bucket truck, I could have all the free wood that I need!

I am actually considering responding to this to find out what his threshold of pain is when I tell him about my lack of experience. Should I start with limited experience and build up, or start with great experience and go backwards?
 
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this is the best one i have seen in a LONG time

http://nh.craigslist.org/for/4069746343.html

Oak log for sale. Cut in June ... Good for local private cord sellers/dealers, woodworkers or artisans.
23 feet long ... top is 20", base is 27". Estimated at 1 1/2 half to 2 cords worth.
You may take entire log or cut as much as wanted/needed. Cash sale on site. No delivery.
Any remains will be kept by seller for cord wood.
Looking for best offer est. $500-$1000. Negotiable.

oh gee just 500-1000$ for 1.5-2 cords of unsplit, unseasoned logs, YES PLEASE!

That's about 72 actual cubic feet...so less than a cord split and stacked.
 
That's about 72 actual cubic feet...so less than a cord split and stacked.


yeah but its ok, still a crazy deal at 500-1000$ :)
 
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People are awesome...no pics..

Free oak tree. You cut it you keep it. (bensalem)

I have a tall oak tree in my front yard. It looks to be about 60 to 70 feet tall. I'm looking to get rid of it so anyone who wants the wood can have the entire tree if they are willing to cut it.
 
Theres this one I found today its a little to far to go but might be worth it anyway. (oh and its a crepe myrtle tree not creighton murtle)

Just trimmed my creighton murtle tree. Free firewood to whoever wants to get it. Will be picked up by city tomorrow morning(Thursday). In virginia beach on Waverly drive. 23452

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http://norfolk.craigslist.org/zip/4046487875.html
Haha why waste the time to post that if the cities getting it?? Maybe they want to keep it outta the dump??
 
Just because you make firewood out of trees doesn't mean trees are firewood.
 
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Oh, now that is rich. Now they want the branches chipped and left on site. For 'free wood'... these psychopath stupids take the cake.

And apparently chainsaws aren't allowed? Really....who "chops" down trees anymore?
 
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No chainsaw but OK with a chopper??
 
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This is a legitimate post for free firewood in rounds for the taking, but... *cough* its the worst firewood that there is. If you can call it that. O/w Mean Dean would be processing it and selling it himself.

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http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sby/zip/4077956789.html

Tons of Free Firewood from Dean The Wood Guy (sunnyvale)
Tons of "Tree of Heaven" firewood....
all cut up into One and a Half to Two Foot
Rounds, all by the front of the homes'
street curb, ready to be loaded, by you,
all for Free.