I thnk I have a problem...

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John97

Feeling the Heat
Nov 18, 2011
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Spring Hill, FL
My wife is away for 2 weeks and I am finding myself fondling my pellets more often than usual...





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You need another hobby, may I suggest model railroading. Forty pounds of N-Scale DDC equipped locomotives can set you back better than 15 grand then you'll have to get another job.
 
SmokeyTheBear said:
You need another hobby, may I suggest model railroading. Forty pounds of N-Scale DDC equipped locomotives can set you back better than 15 grand then you'll have to get another job.

He can haul pellets in the coal cars!
 
John97 said:
My wife is away for 2 weeks and I am finding myself fondling my pellets more often than usual...





:)

So what is the problem?
 
If my wife was away for two weeks I would be fondling a whiskey bottle not pellets. Come to think of it, she's here and I'm fondling a whiskey bottle.
 
Worst part of it all is I came down with the flu today. Felt like hell all day, when I got home from work I checked myself out. I have a 100.7 fever... Have a 3-day weekend and it's going to waste. Probably might have to take some sick days Tues-Wed.

Then the wife will be back.
 
SmokeyTheBear said:
You need another hobby, may I suggest model railroading. Forty pounds of N-Scale DDC equipped locomotives can set you back better than 15 grand then you'll have to get another job.

Why not go all the way and get a steam powered garden railway? Feed it with pellets.
 
John97 said:
My wife is away for 2 weeks and I am finding myself fondling my pellets more often than usual...





:)

Meh, gotta have sumtin to fondle.
 
John97 said:
........ I am finding myself fondling my pellets more often than usual...

Krooser has already started a help group for this problem. "Pelletfondlers Anonymous" :-/
 
John97 said:
when I got home from work I checked myself out.......

Sure your fondling just your pellets?

You have the other flu too, "Pelletitus" There's no know cure! All you can do is fondle pellets, go pellet hunting and numerous other things to get minor relief!
 
I wish... Fever, aches, chills... Don't even have the energy to go down and grab bags of pellets to load the stove. Had to give the boy that job today along with shoveling the front walk.
 
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