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5 AM EST.

Snow gets a break.

Loon's Buddy takes over her shift. Should be a "Rat Patrol" :)
 
Please. Not that.
 
kenny chaos said:
Welcome Chuck. We need a lurker.
Do you go commando?

Don't you think that's a pretty personal question for a newbie?

I don't want to know why you want to know that.
 
snowleopard said:
kenny chaos said:
Welcome Chuck. We need a lurker.
Do you go commando?

Don't you think that's a pretty personal question for a newbie?

I don't want to know why you want to know that.

Exactly. Scare off the new guy.
 
Evaluator guy said:
long time lurker and wood burner but new member.
This thread is hilarius!!! Keep it comming!

chuck :)

Oh great, now you want us to think about this stuff???? Seriously???

Great !

Welcome to the forums, Chuck !!!



I could not resist !
 
snowleopard said:
kenny chaos said:
Welcome Chuck. We need a lurker.
Do you go commando?

Don't you think that's a pretty personal question for a newbie?

I don't want to know why you want to know that.


I'd welcome one less person that wants to get into my shorts.
 
Doing The Dixie Eyed Hustle said:
5 AM EST.

Snow gets a break.

Loon's Buddy takes over her shift. Should be a "Rat Patrol" :)

I rest easy knowing that an Ewok is taking the next shift.
 
snowleopard said:
Doing The Dixie Eyed Hustle said:
5 AM EST.

Snow gets a break.

Loon's Buddy takes over her shift. Should be a "Rat Patrol" :)

I rest easy knowing that an Ewok is taking the next shift.

Ewoks it is !! I still have the Dixettes "Ewok Village" from her youth.

Done deal, your good to go. Just throw some pellets in the air (ALA Pixie Dust) when ever, and that's the signal for the Ewoks to rule the roost, so to speak .

Seriously.

Awesome.

CBIC, out.
 
kenny chaos said:
I'd welcome one less person that wants to get into my shorts.

That could be a poll, but talk about scaring off the newcomers . . .
 
I think one Ewok should be enough--Buddy can handle the anything that comes up.

Wait--are you telling me that you fell for Buddy's dog act?
 
snowleopard said:
I think one Ewok should be enough--Buddy can handle the anything that comes up.

Ewoks can be deadly. One is def enough. They communicate quite quickly.

 
Ok for one ewoks, but I really think that a start cruiser would be too much....

Do you think they heat the star cruiser with a wood stove & Or a Boiler, maybe an insert ??? Wondering if they ahve pellets on the Ewoks planet.
 
Thistle said:
BeGreen said:
Thistle, yer fined for lack of PIP.

PIP? :lol: Dare I ask what that is?

Personal Injury Protection dude. Where's your codpiece?
 
snowleopard said:
Jack Straw said:
The production company called and said that you are a bunch of divas. Someone is demanding a gold plated milk crate, another is requesting a new type of flat bed vehicle, a certain older "gentlemen" wants vodka with Viagra in it and lastly someone won't appear on camera with any "right wing wackos". :coolsmile:

No problem; I doubt that any "right-wing wackos" will show up for the pellet-splitting contest.

Good one, but I think they are willing to split the most tiny hairs on your body.
 
Fi-Q said:
Ok for one ewoks, but I really think that a start cruiser would be too much.... Do you think they heat the star cruiser with a wood stove & Or a Boiler, maybe an insert ???

How about just a lil' teeny Millennium Falcon, then? Not really what one would call a cruiser . . . and since she's already parked back there . . . Very well insulated, of course, so it doesn't take a lot to heat her, but transporting all that wood is too space-consuming. Word in the woods is that Woodstock is planning a "repurposing" of their remaining stock of Fireviews to run on berilliyum spheres (thus the converter in catalytic converter), but as usual, they're dithering on the release of this update. Teasers.

Fi-Q said:
Wondering if they ahve pellets on the Ewoks planet.

Does an Ewok poop in the woods?

Speaking of Ewoks, next time she's deep in the cinnamon schnapps, take a closer look at Gamma's so-called `trollz' bracelets. Transparisteel, unless I miss my guess.
 
BeGreen said:
Thistle said:
BeGreen said:
Thistle, yer fined for lack of PIP.

PIP? :lol: Dare I ask what that is?

Personal Injury Protection dude. Where's your codpiece?

Uhmmm I ate it actually. Piece of beer-battered cod,mafalde pasta in garlic cream sauce,steamed asparagus & baby carrots was Sat night dinner.Was wonderful.
 
And there you go! You won't see a Teamster or an Ironworker eat his (or her) own codpiece. This is why Laborers open the jobs and shut them down. If a job's gotta be done, it's gotta be done.
 
snowleopard said:
And there you go! You won't see a Teamster or an Ironworker eat his (or her) own codpiece. This is why Laborers open the jobs and shut them down. If a job's gotta be done, it's gotta be done.

We're first on the job when its a mudhole 30 feet deep below the street,last out the front door when the office building is finished,washing inside windows,vaccuming carpets as the new owners/tenants are moving in.
 
I am going to pass on this invite
seems everytime I post lately
someone goes away crying
with feelings hurt
maybe I should be the a$$hole
 
smoke show said:
Jack Straw said:
Maybe us wood burners could start a big fight with the pellet pigs. ;-)

Don't make me go get my pellet pig buddies. :lol:



hey Smoke I've got your back
but be prepared if you hang with me
you are a marked man
 
kenny chaos said:
Anybody seen my toothbrush?

I did not see it.....honest....if I did use it to....ah.....clean the toilet bowl it would be placed back in its spot
Just sayin.... :smirk:

BB may have done something with it though...
 
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