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Doing The Dixie Eyed Hustle said:
5 AM EST.

Snow gets a break.

Loon's Buddy takes over her shift. Should be a "Rat Patrol" :)

He's ready anytime Dixie ;-)


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Dengar, Buddy!
 
kenny chaos said:
I can't find my codpiece either. :lol:

It is easy to misplace something that small. Keep looking.
 
GAMMA RAY said:
As long as the pics are not smutty... >:-(
I don't think there has been a Playboy cover model over the age of 40 though...I may be wrong...

BB's pics will rock I am sure.... ;-)

Jake Lamotta's wife Vicky, Bardot, Farrah Fawcett
 
tfdchief said:
Dang, I have gotten in this thing so late, what could I possibly do? OK, I will be the fire safety guy.......and NO Jake, you can't be my assistant, not if you are going to be half naked. I think I will pick Dennis. :coolsmirk:

First safety rule when it comes to cooking bacon on the hot woodstove . . . don't do it while naked. ;)
 
Flatbedford said:
You all forgot the biggest controversy. Horizontal vs. Vertical. The whole crew gathers around the splitter, while Dennis and Jake duke it out. We Fiskars owners quietly hand split just off camera.

Shouldn't be much of a contest. The way I see it . . .

a) Dennis takes one look at me splitting wood while half naked and gives up . . . forfeits the contest.
b) Dennis takes one look at me splitting wood while half naked and his eyes start bleeding . . . causing him to forfeit the contest.
c) I get a splinter in some delicate spot . . . and I end up forfeiting the contest.
 
Splitting wood half neked Jake? You gots balls boy let me tel ya :lol:
One lil tiny piece..... :shut:
 
GAMMA RAY said:
Splitting wood half neked Jake? You gots balls boy let me tel ya :lol:
One lil tiny piece..... :shut:

Well . . . ball . . . Gamma . . . ball . . . after that accident last year. ;) :) . . . I knew I should have invested in a cod piece.
 
firefighterjake said:
Flatbedford said:
You all forgot the biggest controversy. Horizontal vs. Vertical. The whole crew gathers around the splitter, while Dennis and Jake duke it out. We Fiskars owners quietly hand split just off camera.

Shouldn't be much of a contest. The way I see it . . .

a) Dennis takes one look at me splitting wood while half naked and gives up . . . forfeits the contest.
b) Dennis takes one look at me splitting wood while half naked and his eyes start bleeding . . . causing him to forfeit the contest.
c) I get a splinter in some delicate spot . . . and I end up forfeiting the contest.

Dennis could probably make your eyes bleed too!
 
Flatbedford said:
firefighterjake said:
Flatbedford said:
You all forgot the biggest controversy. Horizontal vs. Vertical. The whole crew gathers around the splitter, while Dennis and Jake duke it out. We Fiskars owners quietly hand split just off camera.

Shouldn't be much of a contest. The way I see it . . .

a) Dennis takes one look at me splitting wood while half naked and gives up . . . forfeits the contest.
b) Dennis takes one look at me splitting wood while half naked and his eyes start bleeding . . . causing him to forfeit the contest.
c) I get a splinter in some delicate spot . . . and I end up forfeiting the contest.

Dennis could probably make your eyes bleed too!

No doubt . . . Dennis is the Chuck Norris of Woodcutters . . . just one stern look and your eyes would start to bleed.
 
Its been too easy in the house up to this point...with all you "wood burners" wearing the red cod pieces and the "pellet heads" in the blue cod pieces....its time to mix it up! everyone take off your cod and put it into the hat....we'll be drawing new cod pieces, destroying old aliances and pushing the bounderies of sanity! Anyone for a mini bagel with chive cream chesse? They're delicious.

(so glad to see WASABI is taking off....dont be fooled into thinking horseradish with green food coloring is the same, it aint....try yelling horseradish at your enemy and you'll see....you'll see)
 
Pfft....I will tell ya all how its really going in the house...

Jack refuses to wear an ounce of clothing....
Pen's cooking sucks.....
AP blasts scary music in the middle of the night..
Jake snores like a friggin freight train...
Jagsy takes everything friggin apart in the joint only to put it back together (sometimes)
Delta has cut everyone's hair (except Hogzy's of course) at least 3 times...I don't have any left...
Hogzy does the laundry and has shrunken every item of clothing I own... >:-(

And BB spends an unbelievable amount of time in the bathroom....I am thinking he needs some exlax brownies.. :lol:
 
GAMMA RAY said:
Pfft....I will tell ya all how its really going in the house...

Jack refuses to wear an ounce of clothing....
Pen's cooking sucks.....
AP blasts scary music in the middle of the night..
Jake snores like a friggin freight train...
Jagsy takes everything friggin apart in the joint only to put it back together (sometimes)
Delta has cut everyone's hair (except Hogzy's of course) at least 3 times...I don't have any left...
Hogzy does the laundry and has shrunken every item of clothing I own... >:-(

And BB spends an unbelievable amount of time in the bathroom....I am thinking he needs some exlax brownies.. :lol:

Whoa . . . what's really scary is you nailed my snoring . . . it's so bad that I sleep in a separate bedroom . . . actually did a sleep study due to my snoring . . . and once woke up to hear my best friend and brother debating whether it would be worth suffocating me with a pillow while we were on a camping trip.
 
sitting here wondering who gets sent to Redemption Island first, and what pitfalls might occur there? NO toilet seats on the toilets? I thing we would all have our own version of hell......wait a minute, Redemption Island would rather seem like a REWARD, given whats going on in the regular villa.......and get the hell away from me with those sissors, Delta-T.
 
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