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Jags said:
A couple of capacitors from A/P's stereo (hey, he won't need it if he's dead), the AAA batteries, some diet coke and duct tape. Come on Gamma, give up the dang duct tape, already.
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I don't share well with others....you guys should know that >:-(

Just an fyi Jagsy.....next time you use my expensive shampoo.....well.....I put Nair hair remover in it...
That is why Mr Gamma never uses my hair products....him scared :lol:
 
GAMMA RAY said:
Jags said:
A couple of capacitors from A/P's stereo (hey, he won't need it if he's dead), the AAA batteries, some diet coke and duct tape. Come on Gamma, give up the dang duct tape, already.
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I don't share well with others....you guys should know that >:-(

Just an fyi Jagsy.....next time you use my expensive shampoo.....well.....I put Nair hair remover in it...
That is why Mr Gamma never uses my hair products....him scared :lol:
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Oh yeah, well see if I wash your back, next time (I was triple blind folded).
 
Jags said:
A couple of capacitors from A/P's stereo (hey, he won't need it if he's dead), the AAA batteries, some diet coke and duct tape. Come on Gamma, give up the dang duct tape, already.
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Don't forget the Mentos . . . we can pop a few of those in his mouth and pour in some Diet Coke . . . he'll froth up nicely then . . . it will look spectactular on camera.
 
GAMMA RAY said:
Jags said:
A couple of capacitors from A/P's stereo (hey, he won't need it if he's dead), the AAA batteries, some diet coke and duct tape. Come on Gamma, give up the dang duct tape, already.
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I don't share well with others....you guys should know that >:-(

Just an fyi Jagsy.....next time you use my expensive shampoo.....well.....I put Nair hair remover in it...
That is why Mr Gamma never uses my hair products....him scared :lol:
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Darn it Gamma . . . and here I thought I was going bald because I was burning pine in the woodstove . . . didn't realize it was your shampoo/Nair . . . and for the record I couldn't help myself . . . your shampoo smelled so much better than the cheap Suave stuff I was using.
 
Well now that the truth is coming out, I wanna know who has been wearing my leopard print robe and matching slippers.....
I think I know who it is because I found a ketchup stain on the front of it and the slippers are stretched out....

There is one person in the house that puts ketchup on everything and has very big feet..you know who you are... :mad:
 
GAMMA RAY said:
Well now that the truth is coming out, I wanna know who has been wearing my leopard print robe and matching slippers.....
I think I know who it is because I found a ketchup stain on the front of it and the slippers are stretched out....

There is one person in the house that puts ketchup on everything and has very big feet..you know who you are... :mad:
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Wasn't me . . . I only wear size 10 shoes . . . and I put BBQ sauce on everything . . . not ketchup.
 
Sorry I've been out of touch--very, very busy. When I got back from the workshop on Monday, Buddy (lacking thumbs) was unable to do the stake-to-the-heart/silver-bullet thing, so instead of killing them, he had all the vampires, werewolves, and a couple of House of Craigslist strays rounded up and working up the standing dead trees in the back forty. Had about 12 cords split and stacked when I arrived, and we just finished up the 14-15 stacks. They're coming along, as a whole, and once the vampires and werewolves had to work together for awhile, they realized that what united them was stronger than what separated them. Lots of tears, group hugs, a barbeque (don't ask-don't tell, but the CL folks probably won't be reporting home soon).

Did I miss anything?
 
snowleopard said:
Did I miss anything?
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AP was dead, but FFJake brought him back around.
 
Snow, do you like ketchup and what size shoes do you wear? :mad:
 
No ketchup ever again, not after the barbeque. TMI. :vampire:

I don't wear shoes.

AP might want to hang out with the gang back by the big oak tree, then. We have lots of people who were dead, but are no longer . . . exactly . . . dead . . .


ETA: I have to say, perimeter patrol has taken on a whole new flavor, so to speak. I pretty much just hang out in the oak tree and watch the action from a circumspect distance. I can say that none of you need worry anymore about security breaches. And Loon--Buddy got a little scratch when he was holding down the fort. Bandaged it up. Just saying. Might not mean anything.
 
Rumor has it that "Puck" just entered the house...man that guy is funny. (And I said "Puck" not to be confused with Pook)
 
daveswoodhauler said:
Rumor has it that "Puck" just entered the house...man that guy is funny. (And I said "Puck" not to be confused with Pook)
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I remember Puck...that is when I used to watch the Real World...
Was he not the one that used to pull boogers from his nose and put them on people's food? :shut:

I wonder what size shoe Dix takes and if she likes ketchup...Hmmm...
 
OK, I can't take it anymore. It's me. I douse everything with ketchup and, well, my feet are ginormous. Sorry, Gamma, but the leopard spot robe went oh so well with my coloring, hid the age spots real well...
 
O relax Hollow....you can wear my clothing anytime you want....I will share with you girl friend...

I really thought it was zap though, I know he is a neat freak and all...

I say this because he straightens all the pillows on the sofa constantly AND he grabs the glass right out of your hand to wash it before you even finish your drink... >:-(

Hands off my marykay moisturizer and serums though.....it may git ugly if you buggerz use those products... :snake:
 
snowleopard said:
Sorry I've been out of touch--very, very busy. When I got back from the workshop on Monday, Buddy (lacking thumbs) was unable to do the stake-to-the-heart/silver-bullet thing, so instead of killing them, he had all the vampires, werewolves, and a couple of House of Craigslist strays rounded up and working up the standing dead trees in the back forty. Had about 12 cords split and stacked when I arrived, and we just finished up the 14-15 stacks. They're coming along, as a whole, and once the vampires and werewolves had to work together for awhile, they realized that what united them was stronger than what separated them. Lots of tears, group hugs, a barbeque (don't ask-don't tell, but the CL folks probably won't be reporting home soon).

Did I miss anything?
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We can house them in the barn. Plenty of extra stalls. No problemo.


Dixie wears a size zero shoe. She's got smallish hooves. And she hates ketchup.


Damn, what do I do with the extra toga's now???
 
If you could leave the togas hanging around on branches in the woods on the morning after a full moon, I'm thinking they would be put to use.

Barn sounds good. Last night they were up late (at least, I think it's late) singing Kumbaya around the campfire. Enough is enough. I want my private lair back and I'm slipping behind on my krav maga practice. I'll have Buddy round them up and head up there later this afternoon. Tell Loon he might want to keep an eye on that scratch. And any tendencies or appetites he starts displaying. If you get my drift . . .
 
This being the slut ain't all it's cracked up to be. Been sitting out here behind this pile of birch with all of this wine and no action. Nothing but weird sounds coming from the woods and back at the house.
 
The slut is always the last to know. Didn't you see Saturday Night Fever???????


Will do on the toga's, and I'm sending the laurel wreaths, too. Might make for more Kumbaya. And the laurel can be put on Buddy's scratch, too. Good Karma, ya know !


Better get the milling boys out here, we're probably going to need a breeding shed, or two.
 
I think if you inebriate up a bit and head for the barn around nightfall, you'll get plenty of play.

Umm, Dix. They point I'm trying to make is that I don't think Buddy took precautions, if you get my drift. I am not sure that laurel is that effective in preventing the spread of lycanthropy. But I don't even know if Ewoks can catch that. So that's why I say it's probably no big deal, but if you see Loon around, just give me the head's-up, okay?

ETA: and to throw gasoline on the fires of the grammar war, I include a link to this useful compilation of collective nouns: http://wondermark.com/566/

BB, you may want to brush up on these before you head to the barn this evening.
 
I got yet another call from the production company and there is a problem with all of the nudity. They have to buy the chemical they use to blur the "nekid" parts on camera by the gallon. They said it only takes a few quarts to cover y'alls front parts, but they are gonna need several 55 gal drums for all of the fat arses. (their actual words)

So unless you are willing to do the full monte on HBO, there will be no more nudity. :exclaim:
 
snowleopard said:
I think if you inebriate up a bit and head for the barn around nightfall, you'll get plenty of play.

Umm, Dix. They point I'm trying to make is that I don't think Buddy took precautions, if you get my drift. I am not sure that laurel is that effective in preventing the spread of lycanthropy. But I don't even know if Ewoks can catch that. So that's why I say it's probably no big deal, but if you see Loon around, just give me the head's-up, okay?
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Ok, will do *mental note, Loon needs a message that Buddy might turn into Marty Mcfly*
 
Might. Might.
 
OK. Whrersh tha barn and whyse everybody weaving sho mush.
 
snowleopard said:
Might. Might.
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Complete with Delorean? Oy vey !! What a tangle !
 
BrotherBart said:
This being the slut ain't all it's cracked up to be. Been sitting out here behind this pile of birch with all of this wine and no action. Nothing but weird sounds coming from the woods and back at the house.
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If you are giving up the title I would be happy to oblige. Hope I get invited to Hearth Island...You can lock me in a cave-I won't mind as long as I have my "Big Girls Toys"..Please let me bring my Voodoo dolls and stick pins.. promise to leave Kathleen's chickens alone. Rather fond of human sacrifice but limited to pellet burners...

If you get the action you seek, I can always reinvent myself as a Drama Queen...

Rick no wardrobe malfunctions here, I'm a natural girl........
 
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