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Jack Straw said:
"One word.....CHAINSAW........
That is why I have one in my bedroom...."


A chainsaw in the bedroom.....what are you cutting? Morning wood? Please no id on that one! :lol:
(I apologize for that one, but I just had to say it)


:cheese: :lol:


Everybody has to watch it though...Nothing worse than a Ewampire taking a puff off a Tiparillo! :coolgrin:

loon

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loon said:
Jack Straw said:
"One word.....CHAINSAW........
That is why I have one in my bedroom...."


A chainsaw in the bedroom.....what are you cutting? Morning wood? Please no id on that one! :lol:
(I apologize for that one, but I just had to say it)


:cheese: :lol:


Everybody has to watch it though...Nothing worse than a Ewampire taking a puff off a Tiparillo! :coolgrin:

loon

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See? Smoking DOES stunt your growth!
 
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Anyone seen BB lately?
 
Nope. He was acting alittle weird last time I saw him, though.


Snow, does Buddy have a scratch, or two holes on his neck?
 
Heck, I don't know. Staying up here in my oak tree since the life slip landed with heavily armed Ewoks in it. Said they were looking for the lost Galactic Imperial Prince, as his father the Emperor was growing frail. I just pointed towards the barn.
 
That explains the strange foot prints. And Buddy acting weird. And BB.

Dagnabit.


Who's got the beer stashed? My dilithium crystals are running low. They recharge on beer, and I ain't got none.


We're gonna need Rufus for this one, I think.


 
Looks like even Emma is a little concerned about Buddy.
 
Emma's version of a Happy Meal!


zap ;-)
 
GAMMA RAY said:
Delta-T said:
snowleopard said:
And possibly a werewok. Or an Ewampire. Time will tell.

i fear that even the word WASABI will be useless against such foes as these....we should all be afraid....like the really scared kind of afraid.

One word.....CHAINSAW........
That is why I have one in my bedroom....
I don't care what those mudders are...a chainsaw will do the job.... ;-)
Wasabi...Pfft....


I take it Mr. G covers his wood with Kevlar! :vampire:


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BrotherBart said:
This being the slut ain't all it's cracked up to be. Been sitting out here behind this pile of birch with all of this wine and no action. Nothing but weird sounds coming from the woods and back at the house.

When you hear dueling banjos playing......RUN!!!!!!!!!!! Or Squeal, Squeal like a pig. weeeee, wee wee wee!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Hogwildz said:
weeeee, wee wee wee!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh great - now I got that stupid insurance commercial running around in my head.
 
That was one of our sponsors.
 
Hogwildz said:
BrotherBart said:
This being the slut ain't all it's cracked up to be. Been sitting out here behind this pile of birch with all of this wine and no action. Nothing but weird sounds coming from the woods and back at the house.

When you hear dueling banjos playing......RUN!!!!!!!!!!! Or Squeal, Squeal like a pig. weeeee, wee wee wee!!!!!!!!!!!

you got a purty mouth...
 
Jags said:
Hogwildz said:
weeeee, wee wee wee!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh great - now I got that stupid insurance commercial running around in my head.


You should have a parrot that mimics that commercial constantly.....
Wee wee wee...........wee wee......wee! >:-(
 
GAMMA RAY said:
Jags said:
Hogwildz said:
weeeee, wee wee wee!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh great - now I got that stupid insurance commercial running around in my head.


You should have a parrot that mimics that commercial constantly.....
Wee wee wee...........wee wee......wee! >:-(

Two words...Pot Pie.
 
How about one word Jagsy....pot.... :lol:
 
Jags said:
GAMMA RAY said:
Jags said:
Hogwildz said:
weeeee, wee wee wee!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh great - now I got that stupid insurance commercial running around in my head.


You should have a parrot that mimics that commercial constantly.....
Wee wee wee...........wee wee......wee! >:-(

Two words...Pot Pie.

Those anything like Pot Brownies? ;) :)
 
If I told you once, I told you like 7 times...dont use that word...unless you got some, and are willing to share....and buy me a soda...and some Bit-O-Honey....I love Bit-O-Honey, make you salivate like crazy.
 
Jags said:
I am pretty sure that I would giggle my azz off if I saw a bird token on a doobie.

I seen a werewok/ewampire takin a few pulls on something earlier in this thread....
 
Delta-T said:
Jags said:
I am pretty sure that I would giggle my azz off if I saw a bird token on a doobie.

I seen a werewok/ewampire takin a few pulls on something earlier in this thread....

That explains the eyes.....
 
Jags said:
Delta-T said:
Jags said:
I am pretty sure that I would giggle my azz off if I saw a bird token on a doobie.

I seen a werewok/ewampire takin a few pulls on something earlier in this thread....

That explains the eyes.....

you can see my eyes???? damn, you're good....like an eagle
 
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