You Know You Are A Real Wood Burner If...

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You know you're a woodburner if every house you walk in you're eyeballing a prime location for a woodstove.
 
If your wife says how much wood do we really need ? and you say "I'll have a better idea in June"
 
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You say "WOW thats a neat stack".
 
When you are outside and smell smoke, you begin to sniff the air like a bloodhound to find out who's else burning.
And you're out to find out who the poor SOB is that's burning green wood.
 
I can't believe how many of these apply to me.

So... you know you are a woodburner if you are up at 4am, every Saturday morning, trolling the free section of Craigslist for wood.
 
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You know your a wood burner when you talk about your set up and your friends look at you like your crazy.
 
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You know your a wood burner when the Gas meter reader guy is shaking his head as he walks away.
 
if you get invited over for dinner and you keep looking at the dead tree in the yard.
To be wined and dined to remove some trees
 
This isnt me but there was one guy on here said he did this:

You know your a die hard wood burner when you set up a web cam so at work you can check in to see how the fire is burning.
 
You know your a wood burner when the tree service guy takes a look at your stacks and declares that you are ready for the Armageddon
 
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You know your a wood burner when Hearth.com is at the top of all your searches.

You start laughing at your laptop and your wife says "Are you reading that wood stove forum again?? [eye roll] "
 
If you take the tree down christmas morning with a beer and a chainsaw in the living room in front of the kids and stuff it decorations lights and all in the stove !

Pete
 
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...When on a wood id thread you tell the OP to "taste" the split.
 
...When you have over 9000 posts on the worlds largest wood burning site._g
 
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