You Know You Are A Real Wood Burner If...

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You know you are a woodburner if...

Your log splitter runs on a big-block chevy.
3304 Cat. 24 inch eight way wedge. And an elevator to pile it all up. Ooh ooh ooh. I love to dream>>
Sorry Sav, but I gotta say I could do that on the horizontal if I had to.
 
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You have an ash and an oak tree at the far end of your property from Sandy, spend 6 hours building a ramp over an old stone fence so your neighbors kid can pull your splitter to the site with his 4-wheeler cuz its too heavy for an old guy to carry in rounds and your thinking this project should be completed by march.
 
When the ONLY thing on your Christmas list is a chainsaw part or accessory.

(Timberline Sharpener):)
 
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When you became a member of a wood burning forum on Valentines Day...


Didn't think we'd notice did you Backwoods...:)
 
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...when on MOTHER 'S DAY, you talk your wife into hauling 7 cords of wood you found cheap on Craigslist.
 
I've yet to figure out how wives became involved in Mother's Day anyhow. Unless you live in the DEEEEEEPPPPP South I'm pretty sure marrying your Mom isn't common!

...when on MOTHER 'S DAY, you talk your wife into hauling 7 cords of wood you found cheap on Craigslist.
 
I've yet to figure out how wives became involved in Mother's Day anyhow. Unless you live in the DEEEEEEPPPPP South I'm pretty sure marrying your Mom isn't common!
Well, maybe if your wife isn't a mother... then maybe she wants to BECOME a mother. In that case, should you really be scrounging wood on Mother's Day? Hmmmm?:rolleyes: Sometimes it's just a matter of priorities.

And if your wife IS a mother... and you gave her children like the children I gave my wife... well, let's just say I have a debt to pay;em. Aaaannnnd she deserves more than one special day in the year<>.
 
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When you get pissed at you retired daddy because he have all that time off and he is doing all of your wood before you, so you chainsaw have to sleep in the garage for one more season !!!! Ok, my dad is really gold to me .... But I sure sometime miss doing my own wood. But hey, if it all it takes to make my old man happy !! And in a decade or two, I guess I will be the on doing is wood .
 
When the smell of two cycle fumes is your cologne of choice.

Chainsaw exhaust mixed with a little woodsmoke and some fresh cut hardwood. That's the good stuff.
 
When you are having so much fun your non wood burner friends actually ask to come over and help!
 
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