You might be a firewood junkie...

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Feeling the Heat
Mar 25, 2012
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Boulder, CO
If you take your kid to his first t-ball practice and can't help but wonder how many cords you could fit in the dugout... 2013-05-04 08.23.41.jpg
:p
 
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OR when you pass a woods in your truck and your finger forms a backwards C if you are right handed or if you are left handed it will form a C and you try to give it gas.
 
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If you go on vacation and after the 10 hour drive to get there, your neck is sore from turning and looking at standing deads along the road, and woodstacks in people's backyards.......yes, I know this from experience.....;sick
 
If you spend your vacation days off work "doing firewood".

I actually do this every year. I don't like taking away from my family anymore than I have to so this helps with that. I have a bunch of wood to deal with right now, as soon as I get a few projects off my desk I plan to take some time.
 
If you almost get in as many accidents from looking on the side of the road for firewood as you do from looking at pretty girls...
 
If the smell of red oak excites the same part of your brain as the smell of fresh 20 dollar bills...
 
Two days in the 70's in November and you (me) get up at 2 like a hunter/ fisher just to be ready
at first light to start rammin' the splitter full speed two straight days even tho 2 years ahead.
 
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When on family vacation in Florida, you cant stop eyeballing the palm trees wondering the BTU's. After hiring a moving company to haul some dead weight back to your home you cut and split that sucker up. When you get home, you unload the rounds out of the minivan as the moving company pulls up with your family. Your wife mutters something about counseling as you hand her the maul with "that look".
 
My co-workers was talking with another guy 10 ft away, my ears perked up, Wood?! What said wood? Free wood? Where are they? Turned out he was saying when he's in woods hunting...lol
 
....Your wife mutters something about counseling as you hand her the maul with "that look".

You mean the Evil Look of Black Death?
 
So Im told, I dare not look her straight in the eye.
Indeed. I know exactly what you mean. Might turn to stone or something.
 
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you might be a firewood junkie if you constantly talk about the piles in your yard, and you do not own a dog...