This guy is awesome. He can chop wood in sandals while jumping. He is the happy Gilmore of wood chopping.
how not to chop wood.
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goofa
Burning Hunk
Ugh flippin idiot! Definitely for his sake would hope it was a "weak" swing when he hits his toes.
osagebow
Minister of Fire
I keep waiting for Red Green to come over and say "Harold! Give me that darn thing before you hurt yourself !"
goofa
Burning Hunk
"Do you have three years worth of wood?"
"Yes. This half cord took me three years to split."
"Yes. This half cord took me three years to split."
Ralphie Boy
Minister of Fire
Auzzie Gumtree
Minister of Fire
- Oct 17, 2012
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Absolutely unbelievable - this gives us manual splitter folk a bad name. Anyone know what type of wood he is splitting? it looks quite hard to split but it could be the 'bunny' approach gone wrong.
TreePointer
Minister of Fire
With that dog panting in the background and captions, I thought it was some artsy German short film that I wouldn't understand, but then I realized by the end that it was just another dorktastik YouTube fail.
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ailanthus
Feeling the Heat
Beer Belly
Minister of Fire
waiting for him to pull out the Trampoline, get a running start, hit the Trampoline, and swing upon landing
mstoelton
Feeling the Heat
tigger
Burning Hunk
That was a bummer.... after the first few jumping chops I thought for sure it was going to bounce back and split his forehead........totally disappointed....
Bwhunter85
Feeling the Heat
Bwhunter85
Feeling the Heat
Watch "Split Big Rounds of Firewood Quick, Easy and very…" on YouTube
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My Fiskars axe would have made about 20 pieces of wood with those 20 hits.
ailanthus
Feeling the Heat
Bret Chase
Minister of Fire
wtf did I just watch.... lol... give me one "conflagration" between me and my very irish wife... I've have had it quartered in 3 swings....
Bret Chase
Minister of Fire
Those chickens are wandering awfully close to that axe & chopping block
my chickens do the same stupid shyte..... they run TOWARDS me when I've got the gas weedwacker going.... that being said... I do love fresh eggs... and they are generally hysterical to watch...
bobdog2o02
Minister of Fire
again with smacking two hammers together, where is the eye protection for when a chip of steel decides to bed itself in his head.... I think youtube actually triggers people to do stupid stuff.
TreePointer
Minister of Fire
My Fiskars axe would have made about 20 pieces of wood with those 20 hits.
Bingo. That's a fairly dry (bark came off without too much difficulty), straight grained oak round. The Fiskars is perfect for it. Heck, if you give that round a dirty look, it will almost split on its own, lol!
That qualifies as a big round? I wish my rounds were that small. So much easier to move around and split.
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