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http://seattle.craigslist.org/skc/for/4655288248.html

Old Gasoline - $50 (Auburn)
I found an Old Barrel of gasoline (over 20 years old) in the Out Building, want to get rid of it!

dougand3 said:

Carb orator? I didn't know carbs could speak! Next time, I'll just ask it what's wrong - "Is it your fuel pump diaphragm? Metering diaphragm? Come on, speak up!"

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I wonder, is this the fault of auto-correct or voice recognition software?

dougand3 said:

Probably is...I get some nonsensical emails from auto-correct software. And you'll ROTFLOL to some Google voicemail translations.

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YES. it has a ways to go.

What, no comment on the 17" bar? reeks of a "hot" saw, and I don't mean one that cuts fast...

If you bought a Husqy for whatever money an 18" bar would fit on (and it was recently---new saw, only used twice), you'd remember that it was an 18" bar. And if not, you've got way too much cash on your hands.

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He emailed it is a Husky 351. Hmmm, Husky stopped production in 2006 or 2009, I think. Maybe he'll answer more emails.

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Sears had 'em sitting in the store wayyy past that. his story could be solid. Except the 17" bar part.

hunned dollars but check for a S/N first. still a good saw... Dont let anybody follow you home to your other saws. in fact tell this dude it's your first saw ever.

What do you get when you combine an el cheapo Harbor Freight trailer, some green painted plywood, and a couple John Deere decals? Your very own John Deere lawn trailer!

It's bright green - must be a real Deere!

Wow. I've got a 50 year old Massey-Ferguson trailer. It doesn't have stickers anymore so I wonder if I put some Ferrari ones on there if someone will bite. Any interest here on a 50 year old Ferrari lawn cart?

this is from stumble upon

This isn't firewood related but I found it kinda funny. Looking for an AWD, probably Subaru Impreza for my 16 yr old son and found this
http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/cto/4681100762.html

Slight hail damage...

That should buff right out. Couple coats of wax and she should be good to go!

Heh. There's an 044 ending on eBay today that had a tree fall on it. I found myself studying the pictures and making a list of the parts that might be salvageable. Crankshaft, piston, muffler, clutch, oil pump, flywheel, carburetor, coil and a handful of screws is all anyone could hope to get out of it. The case was broken, fins stripped off the cylinder, front handle pretzeled, rear handle broken, all the other plastic smashed up.

3800 miles on that Impreza. I bet the timing belt is in great shape.

Umm....me thinks someone had a few too many adult beverages before posting this ad.

Yeah... Doesn't make much sense does it