Free wood in Wolcott anyone?

Shot in the dark here, but I have a situation.
Neighbor has a tree that he had taken down. It is lying in rounds on his front lawn. I said I would take it and have been doing all I can to get the stuff.
My wife is pregnant and the baby is due next week, so this weekend is really the only time I have to try and finish getting this wood.
The neighbor wants it gone ASAP since he is trying to sell the house. Anything I don't get by this weekend he is going to put up a sign saying free wood.

I've done all I can by myself. What is left is a bunch of huge rounds. Larger than 3 feet wide.

If anyone near me wants to help me finish this this weekend, I'll split the wood with you 50/50.
I have the splitter, it is just too difficult for me on my own to get these large rounds into the splitter.

Here is the tree:

I'm sore as can be. That was a lot of heavy wood. Hope you got enough wood to make it worth it prezes13. We worked hard for the heat!

I'm ready, the stove is ready!

I'll have firewood for a long time. There are about 8 more trees in my yard alone that need to come down sooner than later. I'm already about three years ahead.

No one has to tell me how many firewood burners there are. There are at least 6 on my street alone. When a tree comes down they don't stay down long!