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edge-of-the-woods said:
https://newhaven.craigslist.org/zip/5310937794.html

1 or 2 Black Walnut Trees in exchange for removal by professional tree person. Responses should include your professional tree experience, your full name, telephone and town located in. You will be required to sign a liability release to hold property owners harmless from any accident/injury while on the property.

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That one looks like a fairly easy drop. At least he's not asking for money for his "Highly Valuable" Black Walnut trees..
 
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With Seasoned cordwood going for 350 a cord delivered here. What used to be free on craiglist, people now think they can get 100 for.

https://nh.craigslist.org/mat/5314105386.html

Seasoned firewood - $100 (Merrimack)
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Pile of firewood read to use.
 
There crazy if they think someone would pay $100 for that...not even split
 
http://albany.craigslist.org/zip/5320814700.html
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"Just in time for the holidays!
Looking for a municipality, business or private party in the Greater Saratoga area that would be interested in using this for a Christmas tree. The tree is free, however, the recipient will be responsible for tree removal by properly bonded and insured individual(s) and transport. Preference given if willing to remove stump and restore lawn."
 
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edge-of-the-woods said:
https://newhaven.craigslist.org/zip/5310937794.html

1 or 2 Black Walnut Trees in exchange for removal by professional tree person. Responses should include your professional tree experience, your full name, telephone and town located in. You will be required to sign a liability release to hold property owners harmless from any accident/injury while on the property.

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Someone post that Highly Valuable Black Walnut Tree cartoon, please.
 
Just saw this gem. Claiming at least $200 value! Seems like a no brainer.

Fire wood (Westchester)
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Precut logs and starter wood. Great for fire pits or fireplaces. At least 200 dollars worth of buying precut wood. First offer takes it all. Pick up only.
 
MDFisherman said:
$160 for a face cord???????
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This guy will beat that price.... He wants $500 a cord, $350 for 2 face cords, $180 for 1 face cord, and $90 for a half face cord..... OUCH!!

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Seems like a lot of $$ for a fire pit!
 
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Camp sites charge anywhere fro $5 - 10 for an armful of dry pine, lasts an hour or two.

bob
 
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Not funny, I'm just in awe. First thing that caught my attention was the "Great Aroma" comment. Then I saw this picture....holy chit that's a lot of wood.

http://nwct.craigslist.org/for/5330638564.html

Dry very well seasoned Firewood. Cut, split, seasoned and delivered. Burns cleanly with great aroma.

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Grateful11 said:
I like this part, "May want to bring good rope as one may need to be pulled with a truck."

http://hickory.craigslist.org/gms/5316901340.html
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If they were within a 30 minute drive of me I would at least give it a look. Those trees wouldn't be very hard to take down with a throw line and some bull rope. The trees in the front yard could be free from any obstructions. It may net a good deal of firewood.
Or what he thinks is oak in the front yard turns out to be gum and I would just say no thank you and return home.
 
That is a nice one melloyello. 2 trees leaning toward a power line and the third leaning toward the house. How well are you insured?
 
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Oldman47 said:
That is a nice one melloyello. 2 trees leaning toward a power line and the third leaning toward the house. How well are you insured?
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That's what I was seeing. I wouldn't touch them. Got more downed and standing dead trees now than we can handle on my sons farm.
 
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On KIJIJI Canada's Craig's list


Wanted: Looking for free fire wood

Date Listed 28-Nov-15
Price
Free
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Just wondering if anyone has free firewood dry and cut and could possibly deliver
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Maybe we could also stack it and get a fire started for him
 
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Free firewood delivered? Here I am doing it the hard way...

BTW... I'm post #1000 on this thread.
 
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