Pellet Stoves help pick up Chicks?????????

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hossthehermit

Minister of Fire
May 17, 2008
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Anybody notice any correlation between the brand of your pellet stove, and the quality / quantity of the chicks ya can pick up at the bar??????????? Just wondering in a scientific survey sort of way, but if ya got pics, feel free to share. Gonna be a long hard winter around here.
 
I think the shotgun and the rifle will ruin it for ya!

And classy dames go Harman only........

Time to get rid of that 4-wheeler and get a Corvette if you really want to impress for success.

Actually, in all seriousness, there is one true babe or guy magnet (besides money).

A Golden Retriever or Lab.

A friend once left me with his outside the 7/11 for five minutes....all I can say is that if I was single again, I'd buy one quick!
 
hossthehermit said:
Anybody notice
any correlation between the brand of your pellet stove, and the
quality / quantity of the chicks ya can pick up at the bar???????????

I'd guess that you'd pick up cold, homeless chicks if you mention
a warm house with a pellet stove...

Dunno, give it a shot and let us know how it works out for ya. :p
 
I have a Chesapeake bay retriever and the chicks love him and get to see things when they bend down to pet him.................. ;-P
 
I have a Chow and all I can say is she can attract them; I am married and most of the time my wife is with me when I am walking her. :down:


Edit: well since everyone is posting pictures
 

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From pigs to dogs, go figure.

Eric
 
If you capitalize on how green and earth consious you are it may get you one of the hairy leg and armpit types.

Matt
 
Uhhh....hey Ductape....what ya doing tonight? ;-)
 
I own a Harman but when I talk to the hot chicks about my pellet stove they give me this deer in the headlight look. All I got for a response once was, "how big are the pellets?" Its all about size guys, not pellet stoves.
 
Hmmm...some chickies already have their own Harman and TWO labs :lol:
 

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I have a chocolate and a black too tink! I agree they are chick magnets
 

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You guys are making me jealous. I really wanted a golden, but the wife says "They shed too much" and so the decision was made to get 2 cockapoos. They're okay, but don't have that "chick magnet" quality about them
 
Yep- I think it would be a little difficult trying to walk cockapoos in the park :lol:
 
tinkabranc said:
Yep- I think it would be
a little difficult trying to walk cockapoos in the park :lol:


Lmao @ Tink! Cockapoos are dogs hun! They're actually pretty
cute little things too.
cockapoo_puppy.jpg


You must have been thinking of cockatiels (spelling?) the birds?
 
MY BAD...oops
I thought cockapoos were birds..

Guess I need to engage brain before writing eh?

edit: I take back my comment to BubbRubb ;-P
They are chick magnets afterall too
 
Easy mistake Tink. Specially with all
the funky new "breeds" they are coming
out with these days. :)

Your Labs are sweet looking btw.
 
Don't feel bad, Tink. I called the vet one time regarding my one cockapoo and it was 2 minutes before she realized I wasn't talking about a bird. There are cockatoos and cockatiels
 
BubbRubb said:
Don't feel bad, Tink. I called the vet one time regarding my one cockapoo and it was 2 minutes before she realized I wasn't talking about a bird. There are cockatoos and cockatiels

Ah Ha! It must be cockaTOOS I was thinking of.
My brain fart wasn't that severe afterall...ROFL
 
zeta said:
Your Labs are sweet looking btw.

thanks Zeta! We call em goober #1 and goober #2 most of the time
Not their real names but they don't seem to notice ;-)
 
Hmmm, I don't know if the pellet stove will help pick up chicks or not...I'm kind of hoping it doesn't as my girlfriend wouldn't be happy to come home and find me sitting around with a bunch of girls...

Here's my chick magnet...not quite as big as the labs or the retrievers but still good at keeping people warm :)
 

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