Pellet Stoves help pick up Chicks?????????

CDodge04 said:

Hmmm, I don't know if the pellet stove will help pick up chicks or not...I'm kind of hoping it doesn't as my girlfriend wouldn't be happy to come home and find me sitting around with a bunch of girls...

Here's my chick magnet...not quite as big as the labs or the retrievers but still good at keeping people warm

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Is that a chinchilla? I kid, I kid. Seriously, what breed of dog do you own?

American Eskimo. She was a pup in that picture...a little bit bigger now (maybe a foot tall and about 15 pounds).

Here are my chick magnets:

Sweet pict, DT! Golden lab here, river dawg. They say the bigger your dog....um, I think I need to get a Mastiff.

It always goes to the dogs here, at least twice a year. I was amazed at the amount of Labs last time, seemed like 70% of the posts. Nice looking Border? Where's the ball, where's the ball, come on Dad, I want the ball!

You gals and guys convinced me I need a pooch. I'll be visiting the shelter ASAP.

Okay, none of the pix I've seen so far have had anything to do with stoves.

Here comes Super Steamguy to bring the thread back on track! :lol:
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Sad thing though, both in this photo are gone. Both were good and faithful servants....

Hope the dog didn't leave that pile in front of the stove

I get laid every night cuz of this dog

All the boy's and girl's look great, can't imagine how much were all getting with dog's that look like this.
Here's mine for example, the lab is mine, the rat with long hair and a smushed face belongs to my wife.

New Sex Study...

It has been determined, the most used sexual position for married couples is the doggie position.

The husband sits up and begs.

The wife rolls over and plays dead.

Stay warm.

Mine's a Jack-a-poo Jack Russel / Mini Poodle
Works like a charm

Ductape said:

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Nice dog.

hossthehermit said:

Anybody notice any correlation between the brand of your pellet stove, and the quality / quantity of the chicks ya can pick up at the bar??????????? Just wondering in a scientific survey sort of way, but if ya got pics, feel free to share. Gonna be a long hard winter around here.

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heres my chicks

This is the pellet king "Albert"---I cant take him out in public, he attracts too many chicks :^)

Im going to butcher the spelling. Is Al a pyranees?

THE SPELLING IS CLOSE ENOUGH----MIGHT EVEN BE CORRECT. YES HE IS A GREAT PYR.........

Kenny Chesney wrote a song about "She thinks his tractors sexy" so why can't we have one for our chick magnet stoves?

Lookin' out the window at the cold winter snow
Over by the door lordy here she comes
With a basket full of jerky and a big hot jug of tea
I make a little room and she sits on down
Turn up the feed rate and fill the hopper up
Just look at her face she ain't a foolin' me

She thinks my my stove is sexy
It really turns her on
She's always starin' at me
While I'm cranking out the heat
She likes the way it's burnin' while we're snuggling by the fan
She's even kind of crazy 'bout my big ash pan
She's the only one who really understands what gets me
She thinks my stove is sexy

We sway back and forth to the flicker of light
Turn up the thermostat so it will burn for the night
Climb up in the loft sit and talk with the radio on
She said she's got a dream and I asked what it is
She wants a little farm and a yard full of kids
And one more hopper full before I take her home

She thinks my my stove is sexy
It really turns her on
She's always starin' at me
While I'm cranking out the heat
She likes the way it's burnin' while we're snugglin' by the fan
She's even kind of crazy 'bout my big ash pan
She's the only one who really understands what gets me
She thinks my stove is sexy

Well she ain't into cars or pickup trucks
But if it burns like a Quad man her eyes light up

She thinks my stove is
She thinks my stove is sexy
It really turns her on
She's always starin' at me
While I'm crankin' out the heat
She likes the way it's burnin' while we're snugglin' by the fan
She's even kind of crazy 'bout my big ash pan
She's the only one who really understands what gets me

She thinks my stove is sexy
She thinks my stove is sexy
She thinks my stove is sexy

dman said:

THE SPELLING IS CLOSE ENOUGH----MIGHT EVEN BE CORRECT. YES HE IS A GREAT PYR.........

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That is one pretty dog.

My in laws recently lost their GP due to Lyme's. :down:
Even with the collar, the drops, the hair cuts and daily checks a baby deer tick still got him.
My daughter soon to be 4 grew up with him, and still asks us the hard to answer questions about him.
Oct was a bad month.

Webmaster said:

I think the shotgun and the rifle will ruin it for ya!

And classy dames go Harman only........

Time to get rid of that 4-wheeler and get a Corvette if you really want to impress for success.

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Put a rifle rack in the Corvette...

Joe

My soon to be wife calls the pellet stove my new girlfriend...

If your going to have a wife and a girlfriend...at least she's HOT!

yeah but the girlfriend goes from HOT to COLD in like 8 mins haha