Are you a real man???

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Gooserider

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Are you a REAL man?

Of course, real men know how to adjust their chains and work the trigger... %-P

Gooserider
 
LOL

Real men keep their chain properly adjusted.
 
I wonder if he prefers the finish of a full chisel or a safety chain....
 
seriously, though, that chain is too loose for a good shave.
 

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Danno77 said:
seriously, though, that chain is too loose for a good shave.
Id have to say its sharper than some razor's I have used
 
everybody knows real men don't shave.
according to the ole lady men supposed to have beards and such. she also says if I ever shave it off we will be getting a divorce.
 
I find a belt sander gives a closer shave & buffs the skin at the same time.
 
FratFart said:
LLigetfa said:
LOL

Real men keep their chain properly adjusted.
with the little woman's help,eh?
I try to use the ole ladies help when it comes to using my trigger. A tight chain is nice too< but iv'e made due with many a loose one in a pinch. May not be the best but it'll get the job done. Well most of the time>
 
Gooserider said:
Are you a REAL man?

Of course, real men know how to adjust their chains and work the trigger... %-P

Gooserider

Thanks Goose, now ive gotta explain why I got a porn site in the Computers Cookies. :blank:
 
TIP #1: Use BRUT instead of bar and chain oil for that "just shaved" tingle.

TIP #2: Use wingnuts on this, for cleaning teeth and tongue; http://justsaws.co.uk/images/debarker.jpg

Tip #3: This works great for cleaning manly ears; http://www.northerntool.com/images/product/images/15440_lg.jpg

TIP #4: And lastly, here's the man's man finger & toe nail set; http://www.sharpedge.net.au/3-beile-fiskars.jpg

P.S.- Real men don't trim eyebrows, nose hairs, or ear hairs.

Respectfully Submitted-
Kenny Chaos, Salon & Boutique
 
My father-in-law says that I'm not a real man because I use cream in my coffee.......
 
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