You Know You Are A Real Wood Burner If...

You know you are a real wood burner if you get upset at the site of heavy fallen wood on someone else's property!

You know you are a real wood burner when your wife tells you "you didn't do a very good job at cleaning up YOUR mess".

When you notice the draft difference between an outside temp of 20 F and 36 F.

you get really mad when the trap blew of your wood pile and you did not get it back on before it rained.

You know you're a real wood burner when you get back from a 10 day trip and the first thing you do is shovel a path to your wood stack.

you know your a real wood burner if your stove is worth more than your car.

You know you're a real wood burner if you posted in this thread last year.

You know your a real woodburner when you gaze at your woodstack and feel upset depleting it- regardless of amount!

You know you’re a real wood burner when you check the New Posts on the Hearth forum, before you check your e-mail.

You know you are a real wood burner when you go to work because it's easier than cutting.

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You know your a real wood burner when you leave work early because your excited to stack some wood

When you come home from work, and while you were gone, your wife (who also works) has cleaned the house, washed, dried, and folded 3 loads of laundry, made dinner, helped the kids with their homework, decorated the tree, lost 10 lbs, painted the den, and tiled the backsplash in the kitchen...and you say "Nice Fire Baby...it's reallly putting out a lot of heat!" ..........And she smiles ....a real smile.....in fact, she beams.

You know you are a real wood burner if you rush home after work to play with your WOOD, not your wife ;-P

You know you are a real wood burner if you can tell your friends you've been tying up fagots all day and they don't even raise an eyebrow.

You know you're a real wood burner when the first thing you notice at someones house is their wood stacks.

You know you're a real woodburner when you get to work and everyone says "no I didn't see any trees down today" before they say "HI".

People keep asking you, "Got enough wood?"

You know you’re a real woodburner when you give your neighbor advice on seasoning wood & he don't have a stove, but has some trees that be should take down.

You know you're a real wood burner when you follow the power company trucks when they do their annual tree cuttings around power lines.

You know you're a real wood burner when you from time to time accidentally replace "would" with "wood" in your posting on hearth.com.

You know you’re a real woodburner when you want to cut down telephone poles for firewood.

You know you're a real wood burner when your whole day is planned around the burning cycle of wood and, when it gets warm, you have no idea what to do with yourself with so much free time on your hands.

You know you're a real woodburner if you have burns on your forearms