The Ten Commandments of Wood Burning

BrotherBart · Jan 20, 2010

1. Thou shalt not burn wet wood.
2. Thou shalt not covet they neighbor's woodpile.
3 Thou shalt not bear false witness against Vermont Castings and Pacific Energy.

Thou shalt ???

Todd · Jan 20, 2010

Thou shalt not bash cat or non cat stoves

woodracerx · Jan 20, 2010

[quote author="BrotherBart" date="1263972675"]1. Thou shalt not burn wet wood.
2. Thou shalt not covet they neighbor's woodpile.
3 Thou shalt not bear false witness against Vermont Castings and Pacific Energy.

4 Thou shalt not use any flammable liquids to start a fire in my wood stove

woodjack · Jan 20, 2010

Thou shalt not leave the stove door open, walk away and forget. Again.

dougand3 · Jan 20, 2010

Thou shalt keep a clean chimney.

rudysmallfry · Jan 20, 2010

Thou shalt not light the dog's tail on fire.

Dix · Jan 20, 2010

Thou shalt always help thy sisters and brethren in their endeavors with dry wood.

Thou shalt be courteous and respectable to the other "keepers of the temple".

Thou shalt always keep the sister secrets. Oh wait, that's another thread %-P

Dix · Jan 20, 2010

rudysmallfry said:
Thou shalt not light the dog's tail on fire.

LOL

I did that, almost. Poor Chester, may he rest in peace.

madrone · Jan 20, 2010

Thou shalt not snicker when warned not to burn pine.

tfdchief · Jan 20, 2010

Thou shalt not bash us old stove burners to much

BrotherBart · Jan 20, 2010

Honor your softwood and your hardwood that your days may be warm upon the land.

Rick · Jan 20, 2010

Thou shalt not keep thy ash can on thy deck.

fossil · Jan 20, 2010

Thou shalt not mistake the Moderators (janitors) for policemen.

Thou shalt not forget that these forums are public and G-rated.

Thou shalt not take fossil's name in vain.

DAKSY · Jan 20, 2010

Thou shalt not burn false logs, lest thou void thy warranty.

BrotherBart · Jan 20, 2010

fossil said:
Thou shalt not mistake the Moderators (janitors) for policemen.

Thou shalt ignore the above in the case of free meals, fire starters, firewood, new stove models or any other bribes or inducements. Mods enforce a code of conduct. But they have no code of conduct. :coolgrin:

precaud · Jan 20, 2010

There must be something about burning N/S in there...

BrotherBart · Jan 20, 2010

precaud said:
There must be something about burning N/S in there...

Thou shalt not cut your firewood to seven inch lengths just so that you can burn N/S in a Jotul F3.

myzamboni · Jan 20, 2010

BrotherBart said:
precaud said:

There must be something about burning N/S in there...

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Thou shalt not cut your firewood to seven inch lengths just so that you can burn N/S in a Jotul F3.

It's 8 inches and they were convenient leftovers from shortening 24" splits. :coolsmile:

ChillyGator · Jan 20, 2010

BrotherBart said:
precaud said:

There must be something about burning N/S in there...

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Thou shalt not cut your firewood to seven inch lengths just so that you can burn N/S in a Jotul F3.

But nine inches in a Morso 7110 is okay :coolsmile:

BrotherBart · Jan 20, 2010

myzamboni said:
BrotherBart said:

precaud said:

There must be something about burning N/S in there...

Click to expand...

Thou shalt not cut your firewood to seven inch lengths just so that you can burn N/S in a Jotul F3.

Click to expand...

It's 8 inches and they were convenient leftovers from shortening 24" splits. :coolsmile:

And that's your story and you're sticking with it? :coolsmirk:

LLigetfa · Jan 20, 2010

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's FEL.

madrone · Jan 20, 2010

DAKSY said:
Thou shalt not burn false logs, lest thou void thy warranty.

:lol:

Cire3 · Jan 20, 2010

Thou shalt not say I burn dry wood while thy glass is black

nojo · Jan 20, 2010

DAKSY said:
Thou shalt not burn false logs, lest thou void thy warranty.

Thou shalt not burn false legs, lest thou suffer the wrath of yee pirates.

ashpanannie · Jan 20, 2010

Thou Shalt Not covet thy neighbor's chainsaw, hydraulic splitter nor horseless transport.

(It is okay to covet Dixie's horses, however.)

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