All hail ye Blaze King owners.

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And on the sixth day he said "Let there be heat." and the Blaze King was created. And he looked upon it and said "Man, that thing is ugly. I will give it long burns to compensate.".
 
Owners of a Blaze King stove think they're beautiful. Critics of a Blaze King's looks have never actually seen the stove, because their too afraid if they stare at one they may burn up.
 
..... wood have named it "Blaze Messiah" , but feared retribution from Lucifer.

"eye fell in to a burning King of fire" J. Cash

Eye dohnt often drinx beer ,,,,, but when eye dew it's Dos Equis!!!!!!!!!
 
Hell hath no fury like that of a BK secondary burn.
 
I burned a load of wet wood last night and this is what I woke up to....I believe!
 

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kgrant said:
I burned a load of wet wood last night and this is what I woke up to....I believe!

Blaze Norris??!!??! Is, is that you?
 
shamelessLEE said:
Eye dohnt often drinx beer ,,,,, but when eye dew it's Dos Equis!!!!!!!!!
You calling me out for stealing his "slap in the face" line?
 
I heard that Blaze King can build eleven stoves with one welding rod.
 
The bartender turns to the Blaze King and says......................
 
I cant believe how hot your making me right now.
 
as Chuck Norris's fist comes out of the ash pan and knocks the bartender out.
 
Blaze Kings come with a pair of welding glasses in case you ever have to reload.
 
~*~Kathleen~*~ said:
Oppenheimer's lesser known invention.

Oh contrare. Oppenheimer was BK's lesser known invention.
 
~*~Kathleen~*~ said:
Oppenheimer's lesser known invention.

I liked your other picture Kath
 
Hanko said:
~*~Kathleen~*~ said:
Oppenheimer's lesser known invention.

I liked your other picture Kath

Hanko, your not allowed to be sweet on Kathleen in this thread unless Blaze King council approves it!
 
Rockey said:
Hanko said:
~*~Kathleen~*~ said:
Oppenheimer's lesser known invention.

I liked your other picture Kath

Hanko, your not allowed to be sweet on Kathleen in this thread unless Blaze King council approves it!

:lol: that lil girl in my av is a pretty cute chick
 
Will Rogers never had to listen to a Blaze King owner.
 
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