New pellet stove on the market, soon

Captain Picard walks over to the panel and speaks, "Earl Gray, Hot"

Hmmm, walk over to the stove and speak, "HEAT. Very hot please"

A heat replicator with cold beer on demand.

I like it, Uses "Dilithium crystals" to moderate the quadraplexing generator cicuitry which is wired in series with the warp plasma delineators.

The beer is derived from the overflow of moisture coming from the catalyst coils in the stoves base unit.

The cooling effect is produced from the evaporative capacitors used to moderate the Dilithium crystals.


Hell this is a real tweeky little stove for sure.

Takes all needed supplies from the waste energy left from the main atmospheric control units.

Fully programable to produce cold beer, hot coffee, donuts and even a steak dinner.

Yesssssssssssssss

We have these in stock and ready for imediate delivery.

Yeah Buddy. :cheese:

Snowy

This thread is proof that winter is getting to us. We aren't coocoo yet, But were getting there!

Straight jacket anyone?

Will it need an OAK????

A humidifier maybe???

A microturbine off of the exhaust with a generator and a heat exchanger bypass so in the summer time there is enough power to run everything in the house PLUS spin the meter backwards and still have ice cold beer on tap.

Oh yes, I want one with an oven in it for baking pizza.
Don't forget the surge protector!

My dogs spend more time enjoying the stove than I do.

For mans best friend:
1) Tennis ball pitching arm with deposit slot for retrieved tennis balls
2) Audio controls that can make squirrel or bird noises.
3) Optional blanket ejector

HEMI said:

dont forget to add a flux capaciter

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yeah then you could go back in time and regenerate your pellet supply! and all these suggestions in a package that transforms into the size of a cel phone so you can throw it in your pocket and take it anywhere you need heat and BEER