What a POS. I got two of 'em broke down behind my garage, 'cause the damn things can't keep up with me and my SuperMaul. You shoulda seen the guy runnin' it. His name was Chuck Norris, I guess he's a movin'-pitcher star or some such somethin'. He was busier than a one-legged man at an ass-kickin' competition tryin' to make that poor piece of liquid-fueled junk keep up with my woodwreckin' 25 pounder.