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Post in 'The Wood Shed' started by WoodButcher80, Nov 1, 2008.

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  1. govmule84

    govmule84 Member

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    What a POS. I got two of 'em broke down behind my garage, 'cause the damn things can't keep up with me and my SuperMaul. You shoulda seen the guy runnin' it. His name was Chuck Norris, I guess he's a movin'-pitcher star or some such somethin'. He was busier than a one-legged man at an ass-kickin' competition tryin' to make that poor piece of liquid-fueled junk keep up with my woodwreckin' 25 pounder.

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  2. crazy_dan

    crazy_dan New Member

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    Since they are so crappy I will come over and haul tham away for ya. ;)
  3. Chris S

    Chris S New Member

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    Don't be bashing Chuck, he'd round house kick you in the throat, then split your firewood without tools!
  4. meathead

    meathead Feeling the Heat

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    I heard Chuck can't split firewood - any time he gets anywhere near a maul all wood within 2 square miles becomes so frightened that it bursts intsantly into flame.
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