Aerosol Can In Wood Stove...
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drz1050
Minister of Fire
Along the lines of the short joke / story I hear today.
A guy notices that his wood pile is being robbed a little each day. Fresh tracks in the snow and a few sticks lighter just about daily. So after brainstorming a bit he decides to hollow out a stick of wood and pack it with black powder, putting it back in the pile and making note of which one it is. He then writes a note, "To whoever is stealing my wood, beware, one of these sticks is full of black powder."
Next day he returns to his wood pile and looks at the note, it now reads, "To whoever is stealing my wood, beware,one Two of these sticks is are full of black powder." 
A guy notices that his wood pile is being robbed a little each day. Fresh tracks in the snow and a few sticks lighter just about daily. So after brainstorming a bit he decides to hollow out a stick of wood and pack it with black powder, putting it back in the pile and making note of which one it is. He then writes a note, "To whoever is stealing my wood, beware, one of these sticks is full of black powder."
Next day he returns to his wood pile and looks at the note, it now reads, "To whoever is stealing my wood, beware,
Total fools. This could have turned out so much worse. They are very lucky that they can still see and that nothing else caught fire.
johneh
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