BACON BOMB!!!!!

Ok, you're ON!
My wife would probably be glad to get rid of me........her living room isn't done yet!!

And now we return to Hearth dot Com's Bacon Bomb Soap Opera, brought to you by Lipitor and Scotty Own brand Bacon Fatties.

Will Scotty's wife find out about Sue's cooking? Will Sue find out about Scotty's other flames on Hearth dot com? Will the bacon bombs explode before they can eat them? Find out by tuning into our next hearth throbbing episode of... Bacon Bomb Soap Opera!

I have cured and smoked my own bacon but never made one of these. You can buy them already done here
http://www.bbqaddicts.com/blog/recipes/bacon-explosion/

Throw some tangy pork roll in that bad boy!

Oh, and 81mg of Bayer Asprin so you can live to tell about it..

Not if they use the new Statin-Activated(TM) Baby-Back Aspirin BBQ sauce! It turns heart-stopping into hearth throbbing. Now available in chipotle and hickory smoked flavor. And now back to our show...

Keep tellin yourself that Scotty. But I would eat one of those with you.

Don't know if you saw this, check out his wallet.

What the HELL was THAT?!?
I am disgusted. I never thought I would be disgusted when bacon was involved. What'd you say about a wallet?

It's made of bacon

So is his brain! He should be charged with attempted murder.

If you like bacon, check his new one out

Other than the excessiveness of that, IT LOOKS SO GOOOD! I wouldn't eat it in that quantity, but I'd take a sliver please.

As bad as some of that stuff has to be on your body, man I can smell bacon right now! May have to make a run to the country market tomorrow morning and get some thick slab fer breakfast.....