CL ad. I couldn't help but post this.

http://denver.craigslist.org/mat/3411600443.html

He wants someone to pay him for fire mitigation. I wish him good luck.

They're everywhere. (sigh)

Ha! Insured? A professional tree service would CHARGE HIM to take them down.
And someone doesn't know the difference between circumference and diameter.

That is another good one.

Would anybody like to go 50/50 on this one.

http://binghamton.craigslist.org/zip/3354572368.html

http://dayton.craigslist.org/zip/3411531723.html

What? Ohhhh, don't worry about the power lines and house. It will be alright! Cmon, you can do it blujacket. We have confidence in you.

I'd have to drop the one tree on one of the houses there.lol

http://desmoines.craigslist.org/zip/3413812999.html

The first ad has been bumped up to the top every day since Monday

Hmmm.... this next one looks interesting.Normally I only respond if the owner has a clue what kind of wood they got.Even with no pics if it says Red/White Oak,Soft Maple,Mulberry,Honey Locust (yay!),Black Cherry etc I'll check it out if I have any free time right then.

http://desmoines.craigslist.org/zip/3414327079.html

They are among us, and sadly they breed.