could this be THE new wood chipper?

I'm sure it's alot cheaper than a full size chipper, maybe a bit slower though

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aM94aorYVS4

Remember the Bass O Matic on Saturday night live with Dan Akroyd?

Some people have to much time on their hands.

Wonder what would happen if you put a box of kitchen matches in there?

I've been using those blenders at the coffeeshop for smoothies: feeding them a steady diet of juice, yogurt, ice cubes and frozen fruit. A couple of them have gone belly-up with heavy-usage, so I'm not sure how many rake handles they are rated for. The commercial Blend-tec EZ-blenders go for about $400.

I had to reread your post. At first glance I thought you said box of kittens.