Craiglist Funnies - Firewood for sale :)

It would almost be worth offering him less cash just to see if he would burn it in his yard and dance around it in his speedo.

I'd offer him more cash to do that, as long as I could put it on youtube

http://plattsburgh.craigslist.org/grd/1141407753.html
fire wood trees for sale - $70 (ly mt)
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Date: 2009-04-26, 6:22PM EDT


I have a few trees I cut down 6" and less about a cord I think. you have to cut it up the rest and there is lots of kindling

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They cut down a few 6" trees and want YOU to pay THEM for it??? And I'm sorry, but it takes more than "a few" 6" trees to make a cord.

Here's a new C/L funny. Not firewood, but someone is apparently selling an "Angel Grinder" ... I wonder how many fit on the head of a pin:

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/tls/1330566970.html

Peace,
- Sequoia

Another that didn't like the quotes the pros. gave them... :roll:

http://burlington.craigslist.org/zip/1337758706.html

Not bad for 18 months, what a deal


http://chicago.craigslist.org/wcl/grd/1338240717.html

Flagged. What was it?

So need specialist equipment, but if I want to sell the wood, I have to to pay you?

Thats Lexington for you

They've been posting that ad for months now. :lol:

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My wife is doing a triathlon up that way this weekend. Maybe I'll take the trailer and a chainsaw so that I have something to do.

If you're really bored, you could swing by our place and toss a few rounds on the lawn and I'll toss you a few beers. :lol:

Seriously though. Best of luck to your wife. And here's to hoping the weather holds out.

Thanks, and don't worry about me, I drink beer in all weather. Especially, some of those fine VT products.

Lets see, 700/128 = 5.5 cords

BTUs of pine = 14 mill per cord
BTUs of maple = 24 mill per cord

So 5.5 cords of pine = 3.2 cords of maple on a BTU basis

So actually, if it's really 700 cu feet, $400 isn't terrible, but you have to move it. AND, we all know that pine will turn your stove pink and your chimney will move to Mongolia.

Today's

$176/cord, only 7 cords of which could be dry, 10 cords just in rounds, and you need to pickup. Pass.

An even better deal--you get the firewood AND the rotting tarps and pallets too!!

ya, about that...


no.

This one's just plain concerning:

Love them super-duty mini trucks... Never figure out how to get a whole cord in my 3/4 ton long bed truck, but he gets one in a Mazda - with room to spare. Must be because a cord of pine is so much smaller than a cord of real wood.

http://fortcollins.craigslist.org/for/1399179872.html