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Fireplace humor

Post in 'The Inglenook' started by maverick06, Jan 29, 2011.

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  1. maverick06 Minister of Fire

    joined: Sep 27, 2008
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    media, pa
    I figured It would be good to have a thread devoted to just fireplace humor.

    I will start off with a few pictures I found on the internet....

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    (Its going, check the roof of the outhouse)
    maverick06, Jan 29, 2011
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  2. katwillny Minister of Fire

    joined: Sep 13, 2009
    1,285 posts
    Dutchess County NY
    This is Awesome. Second picture is my fave. Way to distribute the heat.
    katwillny, Jan 29, 2011
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  3. Beetle-Kill Minister of Fire

    joined: Sep 8, 2009
    1,726 posts
    Colorado- near the Divide
    The first pic. is a classic. Glowing homemade stove up against a tree, that is so awesome! :snake:
    Beetle-Kill, Jan 29, 2011
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  4. RNLA Minister of Fire

    joined: Sep 18, 2010
    761 posts
    Oh thats why they call it a smokehouse... :smirk:
    RNLA, Jan 29, 2011
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  5. pen Super Moderator

    joined: Aug 2, 2007
    6,065 posts
    N.E. Penna
    My favorite is the 3rd pic. 1st because they were concerned about draft or ground movements since they taped all the joints, but 2nd because that's the best use of one of those boxwood stoves that I've seen yet.

    I bet you could smoke a lot of sausage in there :shut:

    ba dumm dumm dum

    pen
    pen, Jan 29, 2011
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  6. bogydave Minister of Fire

    joined: Dec 4, 2009
    7,725 posts
    So Cent ALASKA
    #4, dual use building, shitter/smoker
    I like the meat smoker, must be burning hickory :)
    bogydave, Jan 29, 2011
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  7. RNLA Minister of Fire

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    761 posts
    PEN, That is just gross! :gulp:
    RNLA, Jan 29, 2011
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  8. agartner Feeling the Heat

    joined: Dec 9, 2009
    281 posts
    Southern NH
    That last one just ain't right...
    agartner, Jan 29, 2011
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  9. cmonSTART Minister of Fire

    joined: Nov 29, 2007
    2,284 posts
    Antrim, NH
    I think I'm going to cry.
    cmonSTART, Jan 29, 2011
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  10. begreen Super Moderator

    joined: Nov 18, 2005
    36,116 posts
    South Puget Sound, WA
    Hmmmm, nothing like fresh eau de john scented meat in the morning. Honey, did you remember to put in a fresh Johnny Cake?
    begreen, Jan 29, 2011
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  11. bogydave Minister of Fire

    joined: Dec 4, 2009
    7,725 posts
    So Cent ALASKA
    Might be burning some type local grown plants.
    bogydave, Jan 29, 2011
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  12. BrotherBart He Who Moderates

    joined: Nov 18, 2005
    21,911 posts
    Northern Virginia
    Smoking a Boston butt?
    BrotherBart, Jan 30, 2011
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  13. offroadaudio New Member

    joined: Dec 17, 2007
    365 posts
    South Central Pa.
    Hey Zeek - what does CTC mean?

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  14. offroadaudio New Member

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    South Central Pa.
    For those who have everything - the walk-in wood stove.

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  15. nate379 Minister of Fire

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    Palmer, Alaska
    The last one looks like a smoker to me. Guy down the street has one and it's actually kind of the same design, just all homebuilt.
    nate379, Jan 30, 2011
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  16. offroadaudio New Member

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    South Central Pa.

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  17. offroadaudio New Member

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    South Central Pa.
    We always wanted to paint the room darker, but we'll just move the stove around the room instead.

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  18. offroadaudio New Member

    joined: Dec 17, 2007
    365 posts
    South Central Pa.
    Found on a home inspection forum:


    This is at the top of the firebox in a wood stove. Can anyone help me with the correct terminology for addressing this situation? Thanks.

    Umm - "It's broke."

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  19. offroadaudio New Member

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    South Central Pa.
    Honey - have you noticed the draft is a little lazy lately?

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  20. offroadaudio New Member

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    South Central Pa.
    My terracotta is in great shape - all the cracks are sealed with creasote

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  21. begreen Super Moderator

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    South Puget Sound, WA
    Severely compromised fire containment.
    begreen, Jan 31, 2011
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  22. BrotherBart He Who Moderates

    joined: Nov 18, 2005
    21,911 posts
    Northern Virginia
    As my brother-in-law that owns a body shop would say "It'll buff out.".
    BrotherBart, Jan 31, 2011
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  23. szmaine New Member

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    Mid-Coast Maine

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  24. maverick06 Minister of Fire

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  25. hotprinter Member

    joined: Jan 16, 2011
    128 posts
    North Pole, Alaska
    This one looks more like a SMOKER than a HEATER. I would NOT want to eat that smoked fish. Yuck...
    hotprinter, Mar 20, 2011
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