Firewood Hoarders Club, LTD......

Ok, we have the Pellet Pig club over in the pellet stove forum, I think it's time for a Firewood Hoarders Club.

There can be different levels of addiction, lets discuss.

1 to 3 cord = social hoarder
3 to 6 cord = wood-a-holic
6 to 10 cord = cord-hoarder
10 to 15 cord = BTU possesor
15 to 20 cord = SWA (severe wood addict)
20 to 25 cord = FBCJ (full-blown cordwood JUNKIE)
25 cord - up = woodpile PSYCHO.

So guys and gals, what do you think? Lets get this thing going, we can put it in our signature lines.........I'm already a woodpile PSYCHO!!

I'm just a cord hoarder

Hell, that's nothing to be ashamed of at all! Anything more that a couple of cords shows you have a wood hoarding problem!!

Is this whats on hand, how many you cut a season or future invetory? I may just hit all seven categories.

I hear you there, Jay! We probably cut around 35 cord this spring and summer, between my buddy and I. Some we left behind for the customers, we split the rest of it 50/50.

Oh Boy BTU Processor for now, hoping to be at Junkie by January

Boiler only in for one week!!

There is three of us and there is two inserts one free standing stove and one Big furnace. Thats 20+ cords a year. Its a darn heavy part-time job.....

SWA here. (though it also could mean Saw With Attitude)

Wood-a-holic trying to become a cord- hoarder....But I don't drink LTD....

Wood Junkie.. and haven't even had my boiler for a winter yet.

Got it bad.

JP

Good idea.

I am a cord hoarder......there is just a narrow path into my wood shed, with wood stacked up to the roof. Sometimes I cry when I have to get rid of any, my wife thinks I am crazy (nothing to do w/wood though) and my neighbors have stopped talking to me(again, nothing to w/......)

Hello. My name is Steve and I have an addiction to stored BTU's

BTU possessor. Not due to lack of character, but due to lack of space.

Oh that must tough! Who can buy the most pellets? Do any Pellet Pigs process their own?

Guess im a severe wood addict, better than being other things i guess lol

Could call the club "Major Wood" club, or " Sporting Some Wood" club just saying

Wood a "haul"-ic. I'd be a cord hoarder if I had the space.

Im a wood-a -haulic. Alost a cord hoarder, but winter will prolly keep me in the wood a haulic catergory here soon. I will just touch the cord hoarder catergory prolly this next month

BTU Possessor here and soon to be a SWA. As soon as new wood shed is complete, another 4 cords will be brought in to fill the empty pallets in the drying area making it 16 cords before the start of winter 2012-2013. Life is good!

Borderline cord-hoarder here..

Ray

I'm SWA.

My goal is to maintain that status. Upgrading is possible, but if I ever go backward, it's not by my choice.

Um, I've been in all those categories many times. So which would I choose? How about having 15 cord on hand then the next day some guy comes along and buys 5?

Can I use face cord?

No face cords don't count but nice try lol..

Ray

Nuts. I talked to a guy a week ago who sells firewood and he sold 45 cord one weekend. And what size would that cord be?......

Face cords are like kissing your sister.......don't ask