Post in 'The Wood Shed' started by Scotty Overkill, Sep 28, 2012.
After next load, I should be BTU Processer. Yaaaaa:D
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I'm a btu possesor at 13 cord, I better hurry to get more everyone is telling me its going to rot.
one of our mottos here at the FHC is "You can NEVER have too much wood!"
Go get 'em, Dairyman!
Scotty's up pretty early this morning as well. He must have some plans
Yes, the Boss was cracking the whip. She wants that insulation in the cathedral ceiling done TODAY. I have to go out and finish up the audio-video wiring (in-ceiling speaker wires and HDMI cables) before I can finish the insulation. Soooo, as soon as I get the little ones ready to go to church with my mom and dad, I'm off to the races........for the remainder of the day!
Borderline cord hoarder, but a lot of it is locust.
OOOOHHHH, bonus points for lots of locust
forgot to factor in a 1/2 cord sassafrass deduction....
Hey Scotty- been meaning to ask - how about a thread on your tomahawk collection? Was at the Native American museum a few years back, really got into them.
I'll dig them out of the attic when I get a chance and get a group pic of them. I have a PILE of 'em, most of them are woodland Indian trade axes, along with some spike tomahawks and I have a REALLY rare piece that I need to get some more info on. I believe it's a Continental Army throwing axe. I'll have to get some pics together. Here's a pic of the one I just described......
Great levels. I'm a rookie social hoarder, but I working on it.
If we are talking projected amounts I guess I should be in the BTU processor category by next year.
OK, my secret is out, I'm waaay behind!
FBCJ, another 2 or 3 cord will put me in your last bracket.
Social hoarder...but I'm just getting started.
UH OH......you're hooked.
By the way, that is a beautiful hearth and Woodstock stove you have there!
Gentlemen of the FHC,
It is of the highest honor for me to seek membership into this fine establishment. If so chosen, I would gladly bear the title "cord hoarder" and seek to increase my title status as time and future scrounging permits. I will uphold all duties as a prudent and responsible fire wood gatherer and would consider each one of you my "wood burning brother."
For your consideration,
Initiation into the club involves stacking 2 cords for each member above your designation. Need my address? It is kind of a pyramid scheme, except the shape being built is in a row format
After a long and adourous examination of your letter of request of membership, the board of High Command (of the Firewood Hoarders Club, LTD), all in good standing with this fine organization, have unanimously agreed to allow you to become a member of said Group. At the behest of all members, we require that you wear (as a badge of your dedication and desire to collect, scrounge, cut, split, stack, admire, cherish, and eventually BURN wood) a line with your status in said Group signifying your membership in the FHC.
Your's very truly,
Awwe, heck......in Lamans terms, YOU'RE IN!
Hey, since I'm a shrink, I'd be happy to help anyone with their wood hoarding problem--just give me a call and I'll stop by to pick up a few loads. Of course, this might make my problem worse, but I'm willing to make the sacrifice
How many shrinks does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one....but the light bulb has to WANT to change.
I am a BTU Possessor, which sounds fairly normal and responsible compared to the rest of you weirdos.
Ok Scotty, I finally broke down/gave in & put it in the sig. A C
We all knew you were a severe addict, AC. It's about time you owned up to it!
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