Firewood Hoarders Club, LTD......

Only if we can make a Holz Hausen for you

I want to be in the hoarders club. I'm going to get started right away.

If I built HH instead of rows, back to back, my yard would look like an eskimo town!

Cord hoarder....

Who's gonna be handing out the official certificates?
Will we have bumper stickers, T shirts, hats, official handshake??????

Maybe we'll have to look into (if nothing else) stickers for our truck windows......hmmmmmm.

You're giving me idears........

Hello... Vistaprint? Yeah I gots a wierd request, no, really... I need 25,000 .....

Actually I think we have a member here in the printing business....

A good friend of ours does decals also. We'll have to work on a prototype.

Oh the possibilities are endless.....

Firewood Hoarders Club LTD....


Keep your hands off my wood!

Or maybe "FHC .....GOT WOOD?"

Ok.. I finally got around to adding to my signature. Spreading the gospel when I can. I wish I got a cut of the Moisture Meters I've sold for Harbor Freight.

JP

probably SWA here, never really measured everything up, I've got wood stacked all over the place, every which way.
Guessing somewhere close to 20 cords before starting burning here shortly.
Just by looking at it, I'm guessing I've got 4-5 years worth. All scrounged, all hard work.

FBCJ (full-blown cordwood JUNKIE) for ME

have around 12 full cords mostly white ash, hard maple, white oak and a lil poplar

sounds like you're in. Get your signature made up, put it in your sig!

i like that ford. i get that look all the time

O dang I feel inadiquet now I only have room for 8 cord max. I need more room for more wood . I wonder if they make viagra for firewood take a pill and your firewood stack grows Fireagra take a pill and your frewood pile gets larger

Pete

LOL that is some funny stuff Pete! . Thinking it's time for you to create a pallet mezzanine to allow multilevel wood storage!The sky is your limit Pete for only you could create a pallet sky scraper!!

Ray

Thats funny I was thinking about that the other day too

Pete

I have about 38 Northern New York Yankee, almost a Canadian, face cord on hand right now. So 12.66 "real cord" or so. I believe that puts me in the BTU possesor category. By this time next year I hope to be a SWA. Ohhh, the things we strive for here on Hearth.com.

Wood a holic today, working towards FBCJ someday, remembered as that woodpile PSYCHO...

As I head toward SWA (again), I'm using up my shed stash, so I need to speed up the c/s/s to keep ahead.
I feel like I'm on a treadmill. As soon as I stop, I get behind.
We're not members of a FHC, we're stuck in a rat race.
I'm pretty sure I retired...I think I did. Did I?

Well, Everyone says I'm crazy anyways... might as well make it Psycho!

I've got a print shop at my work, and a guy there can do decals up to 4' x 5' can also do those perf decals for the rear truck windows.
I can't be a pellet pig, I can however be a proud FHCLTD member!

We'll work on a logo. I'll keep you in mind when we figure out what we're gonna do. Welcome to the crew!

I'm a cord hoarder. Hoping to be a Severe Wood addict next year!