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Firewood Joke

Post in 'The Wood Shed' started by Dustin, Nov 21, 2008.

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  1. Dustin

    Dustin Feeling the Heat

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    Phone rings.......
    "Hello, is this the FBI?"
    "Yes, what can we do for you?"
    "I'm calling to report my neighbor, Virgil Smith. He's hiding marijuana inside his firewood!"
    "Thank you very much for the call, sir."
    Next day, the FBI descends on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.
    Phone rings at Virgil's house..…..
    "Hey, Virgil! This here is Floyd.
    Did the FBI come over?"
    "Yep."
    "Did they chop yer firewood?"
    "Yep."
    "Happy Birthday, buddy!!!!!"

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  2. Vic99

    Vic99 Minister of Fire

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    Old, but good. Made it around this forum several times.
  3. glacialhills

    glacialhills Member

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    Firewood is no joke....funny one ;-)
  4. deadon

    deadon New Member

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    :lol: Funny, might work if you call the C.I.A.
  5. gerry100

    gerry100 Minister of Fire

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    Maybe the CIA would have stacked it.
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