Firewood Joke

Dustin Posted By Dustin, Nov 21, 2008 at 9:08 AM

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  1. Dustin

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    Phone rings.......
    "Hello, is this the FBI?"
    "Yes, what can we do for you?"
    "I'm calling to report my neighbor, Virgil Smith. He's hiding marijuana inside his firewood!"
    "Thank you very much for the call, sir."
    Next day, the FBI descends on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.
    Phone rings at Virgil's house..…..
    "Hey, Virgil! This here is Floyd.
    Did the FBI come over?"
    "Yep."
    "Did they chop yer firewood?"
    "Yep."
    "Happy Birthday, buddy!!!!!"
     
  2. Vic99

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    Old, but good. Made it around this forum several times.
     
  3. glacialhills

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    Firewood is no joke....funny one ;-)
     
  4. deadon

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    :lol: Funny, might work if you call the C.I.A.
     
  5. gerry100

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