Craigslist Special - http://cleveland.craigslist.org/zip/1525942215.html Free Firewood (Painesville Twp) Date: 2009-12-27, 8:57AM EST Reply to: firstname.lastname@example.org [Errors when replying to ads?] Free firewood! 50% Dry Pine. Wood is stacked and cut, ready to be hauled away. The address is 558 Greenside Dr. Painesville, Ohio. This ad will run until all wood is gone. Thought that the evil creosote gods might break into my house tonight and sodomize me for just considering it.