Fun with Craigslist

jc64 Posted By jc64, Aug 31, 2012 at 12:49 AM

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  1. jc64

    jc64
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    Found this on another forum I am on. Thought I share.
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    Lets see what you all come up with.

    1) Go to Craigslist

    2) Go to your current city

    3) Go to the "FREE" section

    4) The Fifth item down is your weapon
    against the zombie horde

    Mine is 'Patio concrete chunks.'

    jc

    ps: One of the guys got a butterfly net. Haha
     
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  2. begreen

    begreen
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    Nov 18, 2005
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    South Puget Sound, WA
    Looks like I'm going to be defending our homestead from a funky vintage chartreuse striped rocking armchair

    Well maybe from the garage, cuz this ain't making its way into the house unless Archie Bunker or Frazer's dad is moving in. Duct tape patching is optional.

    rocker.jpg
     
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  3. MasterMech

    MasterMech
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    Looks like I have some work to do before this one can be weaponized.......

    http://hudsonvalley.craigslist.org/zip/3240469340.html

    Edit:

    Firewood that I gotta cut down, clean-up, and haul off for free. Figures. :confused:

    Maybe I can hit'em with the falling tree. Or use the saw. ::-)
     
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  4. Jack Straw

    Jack Straw
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    Dec 22, 2008
    2,161
    1,329
    Loc:
    Schoharie County, N Y
    I got a piano, I figure my singing would keep most zombies away!!
     
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  5. hossthehermit

    hossthehermit
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    May 17, 2008
    2,568
    533
    Loc:
    Maine, ayuh, by gorry
  6. bioman

    bioman
    Feeling the Heat 2.
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    Dec 25, 2010
    335
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    Loc:
    Central Missouri
    Looks like I'll be throwing free dirt at em ! ;lol
     
  7. Eatonpcat

    Eatonpcat
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    Jul 24, 2011
    2,070
    956
    Loc:
    Eaton Township, Ohio
    Plastic flower pots...Better take cover!;)
     
  8. ironpony

    ironpony
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    Jan 22, 2010
    2,069
    584
    Loc:
    mid-ohio via St.Croix USVI
    [​IMG]

    A faux leather couch, put them to sleep I guess
     
  9. firefighterjake

    firefighterjake
    Minister of Fire 2.
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    Jul 22, 2008
    17,306
    3,676
    Loc:
    Unity/Bangor, Maine
    Two junk metal lawn mowers . . . hmmm . . . maybe if I can get them fixed up with the spinning blades of death. If not I can remove the blades and use them as crude machetes and turn the rest of the mower into shrapnel perhaps . . . while Hoss distracts the zombies by pouring them drinks with his home-made bar on wheels. ;)
     
  10. lukem

    lukem
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    Jan 12, 2010
    3,687
    1,518
    Loc:
    Indiana
  11. Cross Cut Saw

    Cross Cut Saw
    Feeling the Heat 2.
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    Mar 25, 2012
    404
    334
    Loc:
    Boulder, CO
    I'm armed and dangerous with my Metal File Cabinet, BRING IT ZOMBIE SCUM!
     
  12. pen

    pen
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    Aug 2, 2007
    7,738
    1,525
    Loc:
    N.E. Penna
    Watch your step! I'm armed with "clean used motor oil!"

    I had to double check my counting, I almost had to use "adorable playful kittens" ;lol

    pen
     
  13. daveswoodhauler

    daveswoodhauler
    Minister of Fire 2.
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    May 20, 2008
    1,847
    96
    Loc:
    Massachusetts
  14. GAMMA RAY

    GAMMA RAY
    Minister of Fire 2.
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    Jan 16, 2011
    1,970
    424
    Loc:
    PA.
    Free firewood...you cut down the three trees and you get to keep the wood...lol
     
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  15. jeromehdmc

    jeromehdmc
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    Mar 1, 2009
    210
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    Loc:
    Kansas City
    Free dug up violets here.
    They may look pretty but they are zombie killin machines.
     
  16. BrotherBart

    BrotherBart
    Hearth.com LLC Mid-Atlantic Division 2.
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    Nov 18, 2005
    32,597
    9,760
    Loc:
    Northern Virginia
    Dirt Devil vacuum cleaner. Sucks up zombies I guess.

    Up. I said up.
     
  17. begreen

    begreen
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    Nov 18, 2005
    61,858
    7,907
    Loc:
    South Puget Sound, WA

    I figured this thing out. It has a secret weapon that is guaranteed to work against zombies. The chair has a lifetime of OMFs stored in it. This thing is lethal I tell ya. I just have lure them in to sit in it and the chair will take over.
     
  18. DAKSY

    DAKSY
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    Dec 2, 2008
    6,419
    1,151
    Loc:
    Averill Park, NY, on Burden Lake II...
    I gotta beat em away with two "nice" sets of left-handed golf clubs...9-Iron oughta work if there's a Tiger Woods Zombie...
     
  19. fossil

    fossil
    Accidental Moderator 2.
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    Sep 30, 2007
    10,538
    2,417
    Loc:
    Bend, OR
    Girls and Womens clothes. Yesiree, when I deck myself out in my new ensemble, ain't no Zombie I won't be able to seduce and lure to its demise. :cool:
     
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  20. n3pro

    n3pro
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    Aug 24, 2008
    556
    143
    Loc:
    Enola, PA (near Harrisburg the unknown Capitol.
  21. aussiedog3

    aussiedog3
    Feeling the Heat 2.
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    Sep 15, 2009
    297
    74
    Loc:
    West Michigan
    I'm good, got myself a big 'ol dog, half black lab, half sharpei! Ye Haw! He is kinda cute. Too bad I don't need another dog.
    Beware Zombie Hoard
     
  22. Danno77

    Danno77
    Minister of Fire 2.
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    Oct 27, 2008
    5,009
    704
    Loc:
    Hamilton, IL
    that's funny right there... (Two Rhode Island Red Roosters)
     

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  23. jeromehdmc

    jeromehdmc
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    Mar 1, 2009
    210
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    Loc:
    Kansas City
    I checked again this morning and guess what...
    USED FLUIDS (Hillsdale lake)


    Thankfully it's just mostly used motor oil. Burn Zombie burn.
     
  24. Pallet Pete

    Pallet Pete
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    A FOUR PERSON HOT TUB YEEESSSSSS ;ex this is gonna be amazing ! I get to befriend zombies them bash them over the head with a hot tub ! Muwahahaha
     
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