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Fun with Craigslist

Post in 'The Inglenook' started by jc64, Aug 31, 2012.

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  1. jc64

    jc64 New Member

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    Found this on another forum I am on. Thought I share.
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    Lets see what you all come up with.

    1) Go to Craigslist

    2) Go to your current city

    3) Go to the "FREE" section

    4) The Fifth item down is your weapon
    against the zombie horde

    Mine is 'Patio concrete chunks.'

    jc

    ps: One of the guys got a butterfly net. Haha
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  2. begreen

    begreen Mooderator Staff Member

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    Looks like I'm going to be defending our homestead from a funky vintage chartreuse striped rocking armchair

    Well maybe from the garage, cuz this ain't making its way into the house unless Archie Bunker or Frazer's dad is moving in. Duct tape patching is optional.

    rocker.jpg
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    I got a piano, I figure my singing would keep most zombies away!!
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    bioman Burning Hunk

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    Looks like I'll be throwing free dirt at em ! ;lol
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    Plastic flower pots...Better take cover!;)
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    A faux leather couch, put them to sleep I guess
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    Two junk metal lawn mowers . . . hmmm . . . maybe if I can get them fixed up with the spinning blades of death. If not I can remove the blades and use them as crude machetes and turn the rest of the mower into shrapnel perhaps . . . while Hoss distracts the zombies by pouring them drinks with his home-made bar on wheels. ;)
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    Cross Cut Saw Feeling the Heat

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    I'm armed and dangerous with my Metal File Cabinet, BRING IT ZOMBIE SCUM!
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    Watch your step! I'm armed with "clean used motor oil!"

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    pen
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    FREE - 3 scrap TVs
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    Free dug up violets here.
    They may look pretty but they are zombie killin machines.
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    Dirt Devil vacuum cleaner. Sucks up zombies I guess.

    Up. I said up.
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    I figured this thing out. It has a secret weapon that is guaranteed to work against zombies. The chair has a lifetime of OMFs stored in it. This thing is lethal I tell ya. I just have lure them in to sit in it and the chair will take over.
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    I gotta beat em away with two "nice" sets of left-handed golf clubs...9-Iron oughta work if there's a Tiger Woods Zombie...
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    Girls and Womens clothes. Yesiree, when I deck myself out in my new ensemble, ain't no Zombie I won't be able to seduce and lure to its demise. :cool:
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    I'm good, got myself a big 'ol dog, half black lab, half sharpei! Ye Haw! He is kinda cute. Too bad I don't need another dog.
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    that's funny right there... (Two Rhode Island Red Roosters)

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  24. jeromehdmc

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    I checked again this morning and guess what...
    USED FLUIDS (Hillsdale lake)


    Thankfully it's just mostly used motor oil. Burn Zombie burn.
  25. Pallet Pete

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    A FOUR PERSON HOT TUB YEEESSSSSS ;ex this is gonna be amazing ! I get to befriend zombies them bash them over the head with a hot tub ! Muwahahaha
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