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Post in 'The Inglenook' started by jc64, Aug 31, 2012.

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  1. jc64 New Member

    joined: Dec 31, 2011
    16 posts
    Oregon
    Found this on another forum I am on. Thought I share.
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    Lets see what you all come up with.

    1) Go to Craigslist

    2) Go to your current city

    3) Go to the "FREE" section

    4) The Fifth item down is your weapon
    against the zombie horde

    Mine is 'Patio concrete chunks.'

    jc

    ps: One of the guys got a butterfly net. Haha
    jc64, Aug 31, 2012
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  2. begreen Super Moderator

    joined: Nov 18, 2005
    36,119 posts
    South Puget Sound, WA
    Looks like I'm going to be defending our homestead from a funky vintage chartreuse striped rocking armchair

    Well maybe from the garage, cuz this ain't making its way into the house unless Archie Bunker or Frazer's dad is moving in. Duct tape patching is optional.

    rocker.jpg
    begreen, Aug 31, 2012
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  3. MasterMech Minister of Fire

    joined: Aug 2, 2011
    4,806 posts
    Hudson Valley NY
    MasterMech, Aug 31, 2012
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  4. Jack Straw Minister of Fire

    joined: Dec 22, 2008
    2,013 posts
    Schoharie County, N Y
    I got a piano, I figure my singing would keep most zombies away!!
    Jack Straw, Aug 31, 2012
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  5. hossthehermit Minister of Fire

    joined: May 17, 2008
    1,936 posts
    Maine, ayuh, by gorry
    hossthehermit, Aug 31, 2012
    #5

  6. bioman Burning Hunk

    joined: Dec 25, 2010
    195 posts
    mo
    Looks like I'll be throwing free dirt at em ! ;lol
    bioman, Aug 31, 2012
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  7. Eatonpcat Minister of Fire

    joined: Jul 24, 2011
    2,039 posts
    Eaton Township, Ohio
    Plastic flower pots...Better take cover!;)
    Eatonpcat, Aug 31, 2012
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  8. ironpony Minister of Fire

    joined: Jan 22, 2010
    1,396 posts
    mid-ohio
    [IMG]

    A faux leather couch, put them to sleep I guess
    ironpony, Aug 31, 2012
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  9. firefighterjake Minister of Fire

    joined: Jul 22, 2008
    13,477 posts
    Unity/Bangor, Maine
    Two junk metal lawn mowers . . . hmmm . . . maybe if I can get them fixed up with the spinning blades of death. If not I can remove the blades and use them as crude machetes and turn the rest of the mower into shrapnel perhaps . . . while Hoss distracts the zombies by pouring them drinks with his home-made bar on wheels. ;)
    firefighterjake, Aug 31, 2012
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  10. lukem Minister of Fire

    joined: Jan 12, 2010
    3,140 posts
    Indiana
    lukem, Aug 31, 2012
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  11. Cross Cut Saw Feeling the Heat

    joined: Mar 25, 2012
    385 posts
    The City of Ships, Bath, Maine
    I'm armed and dangerous with my Metal File Cabinet, BRING IT ZOMBIE SCUM!
    Cross Cut Saw, Aug 31, 2012
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  12. pen Super Moderator

    joined: Aug 2, 2007
    6,075 posts
    N.E. Penna
    Watch your step! I'm armed with "clean used motor oil!"

    I had to double check my counting, I almost had to use "adorable playful kittens" ;lol

    pen
    pen, Aug 31, 2012
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  13. daveswoodhauler Minister of Fire

    joined: May 20, 2008
    1,827 posts
    Massachusetts
    daveswoodhauler, Aug 31, 2012
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  14. smoke show Minister of Fire

    joined: Apr 17, 2008
    4,615 posts
    Pittsfield, Wi
    FREE - 3 scrap TVs
    smoke show, Aug 31, 2012
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  15. GAMMA RAY Minister of Fire

    joined: Jan 16, 2011
    1,980 posts
    PA.
    Free firewood...you cut down the three trees and you get to keep the wood...lol
    GAMMA RAY, Aug 31, 2012
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  16. jeromehdmc Member

    joined: Mar 1, 2009
    190 posts
    Kansas City
    Free dug up violets here.
    They may look pretty but they are zombie killin machines.
    jeromehdmc, Aug 31, 2012
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  17. BrotherBart He Who Moderates

    joined: Nov 18, 2005
    21,954 posts
    Northern Virginia
    Dirt Devil vacuum cleaner. Sucks up zombies I guess.

    Up. I said up.
    BrotherBart, Aug 31, 2012
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  18. begreen Super Moderator

    joined: Nov 18, 2005
    36,119 posts
    South Puget Sound, WA

    I figured this thing out. It has a secret weapon that is guaranteed to work against zombies. The chair has a lifetime of OMFs stored in it. This thing is lethal I tell ya. I just have lure them in to sit in it and the chair will take over.
    begreen, Aug 31, 2012
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  19. DAKSY Super Moderator

    joined: Dec 2, 2008
    3,991 posts
    Averill Park, NY, on Burden Lake II...
    I gotta beat em away with two "nice" sets of left-handed golf clubs...9-Iron oughta work if there's a Tiger Woods Zombie...
    DAKSY, Aug 31, 2012
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  20. fossil Super Moderator

    joined: Sep 30, 2007
    9,157 posts
    Bend, Oregon
    Girls and Womens clothes. Yesiree, when I deck myself out in my new ensemble, ain't no Zombie I won't be able to seduce and lure to its demise. :cool:
    fossil, Aug 31, 2012
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  21. n3pro Feeling the Heat

    joined: Aug 24, 2008
    480 posts
    Enola, PA (near Harrisburg the unknown Capitol.
    n3pro, Aug 31, 2012
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  22. aussiedog3 Burning Hunk

    joined: Sep 15, 2009
    158 posts
    West Michigan
    I'm good, got myself a big 'ol dog, half black lab, half sharpei! Ye Haw! He is kinda cute. Too bad I don't need another dog.
    Beware Zombie Hoard
    aussiedog3, Aug 31, 2012
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  23. Danno77 Minister of Fire

    joined: Oct 27, 2008
    4,751 posts
    Hamilton, IL
    that's funny right there... (Two Rhode Island Red Roosters)

    Attached Files:

    Danno77, Aug 31, 2012
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  24. jeromehdmc Member

    joined: Mar 1, 2009
    190 posts
    Kansas City
    I checked again this morning and guess what...
    USED FLUIDS (Hillsdale lake)


    Thankfully it's just mostly used motor oil. Burn Zombie burn.
    jeromehdmc, Sep 1, 2012
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  25. Pallet Pete Minister of Fire

    joined: Nov 27, 2011
    3,178 posts
    Ovid MI
    A FOUR PERSON HOT TUB YEEESSSSSS ;ex this is gonna be amazing ! I get to befriend zombies them bash them over the head with a hot tub ! Muwahahaha
    Pallet Pete, Sep 1, 2012
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