Fun with Craigslist

jc64 Posted By jc64, Aug 31, 2012 at 12:49 AM

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  1. MasterMech

    MasterMech
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    Drown 'em, lol.

    Today's weapon is a 150GB Western Digital Hard Drive. Hmmm. Maybe I can modify it to spit razor sharp platters out at 7000 rpm. Or use it like a flail and just brain the bastards.
     
  2. JoeyD

    JoeyD
    Minister of Fire 2.
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    Jun 15, 2008
    527
    149
    Loc:
    South Jersey
    It seems upholstery tassels in blue and yellow are the weapon of choice in my neck of the woods. Ten yards should take care of a whole army of zombies.
     
  3. jc64

    jc64
    Member 2.
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    Dec 31, 2011
    16
    5
    Loc:
    Oregon
    This has turned out to be fairly entertaining.

    jc
     
  4. Pallet Pete

    Pallet Pete
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    That's just not realistic lol.
     
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  5. WES999

    WES999
    Minister of Fire 2.
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    Jan 12, 2008
    990
    267
    Loc:
    Mass north of Boston
    Here is what I get:
    "25in console tv, works fine, currently hooked up to cable so you can see it works"
    I guess I could put on some mindless drivel show, and bore the zombies to death
     
  6. Pallet Pete

    Pallet Pete
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    O ya mine just changed I got free kittens Hmm Zombie attacking kittens this could work !
     
  7. beo3

    beo3
    Member 2.
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    Jan 24, 2009
    19
    0
    Loc:
    Orange County, NY
    A dirty rooftop cargo carrier. Maybe I could hide inside of it!
     
  8. Shadow&Flame

    Shadow&Flame
    Minister of Fire 2.
    NULL
    

    Jun 6, 2011
    788
    357
    Loc:
    Central Arkansas
    Free kittens...looks like I will be swingin cats. Get my Ninja suit and cat holsters out...
     
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  9. mithesaint

    mithesaint
    Minister of Fire 2.
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    Nov 1, 2011
    511
    81
    Loc:
    NW Ohio
    Me too! Hopefully the fact that my free dirt is CLEAN will help!
     
  10. Jack Straw

    Jack Straw
    Minister of Fire 2.
    NULL
    

    Dec 22, 2008
    2,161
    1,327
    Loc:
    Schoharie County, N Y
    Hmmmm, I wonder how this would work if we used the personal ads instead.....
    How about a full figured gal with a couple of kids who likes walks on the beach, camping and quiet times......oh I guess not!
     
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  11. firefighterjake

    firefighterjake
    Minister of Fire 2.
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    Jul 22, 2008
    17,144
    3,585
    Loc:
    Unity/Bangor, Maine
    Today I will be fighting off the zombie hoards with a cast iron bath tub . . . or more likely cowering inside it and hoping that the zombies don't find me hiding inside.
     
  12. jc64

    jc64
    Member 2.
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    Dec 31, 2011
    16
    5
    Loc:
    Oregon
    Went back to reload. Got me a "Free Sharp Microwave"

    Guess it's better than a Dull Microwave. A Sharp Microwave will cut in deeper.

    jc
     
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  13. MasterMech

    MasterMech
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    Today I got a free stereo. Now I just need a few Hanson CDs and those zombies will steer clear...
     
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  14. Danno77

    Danno77
    Minister of Fire 2.
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    Oct 27, 2008
    5,009
    704
    Loc:
    Hamilton, IL
    As a superhero you'd have the best motto ever "I can't swing a dead cat without hitting a zombie."
     
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  15. Jack Straw

    Jack Straw
    Minister of Fire 2.
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    Dec 22, 2008
    2,161
    1,327
    Loc:
    Schoharie County, N Y
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    Dusty doesn't appreciate the cat comments!
     
  16. Danno77

    Danno77
    Minister of Fire 2.
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    Oct 27, 2008
    5,009
    704
    Loc:
    Hamilton, IL
    You'd prob have to shave that cat, otherwise it'd be like trying to bludgeon them with a pillow.
     
  17. Jack Straw

    Jack Straw
    Minister of Fire 2.
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    Dec 22, 2008
    2,161
    1,327
    Loc:
    Schoharie County, N Y
    Dusty can't release his nails after he grabs things, he walks around the house stuck to his scratching post. I can just see him with 2 zombies on his paws.
     
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  18. PapaDave

    PapaDave
    Minister of Fire 2.
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    Feb 23, 2008
    5,740
    2,220
    Loc:
    Northern MI - in the mitten
    Broyhill coffee table. I could have 'em come in for some coffee, idle cihtchat, and gossip.
    That'd kill anybody.
     
  19. Eatonpcat

    Eatonpcat
    Minister of Fire 2.
    NULL
    

    Jul 24, 2011
    2,070
    956
    Loc:
    Eaton Township, Ohio
    A few bags of food...


    Just a few bags of food, like alternative brand mac & cheese, dry milk, pink hot chocolate marshmallows, can of chili,
    and other things I'm going to add after I post this. Thanks
    If interested please tell me when you can pick up, sooner is always better,
    Thanks
    Looks like the Zombies win...
     
  20. Flatbedford

    Flatbedford
    Minister of Fire 2.
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    Mar 17, 2009
    5,257
    1,257
    Loc:
    Croton-on-Hudson, suburbs of NYC
    FREE FIREWOOD EASY ROADSIDE ACCESS SMALL,LARGE,HUMUNGOUS
    PEICES FREE (new windsor)


    Date: 2012-09-07, 4:30PM EDT
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    CALL 917 559-5345 FOR DIRECTIONS TO PICK UP. WOOD CAN BE USED FOR FIREWOOD OR EVEN FURNITURE MAKING BY THE RIGHT GUY. THANKS TO ALL THAT HAVE COME BY FOR SOME BUT THERE'S STILL PLENTY LEFT!!!
     
  21. BrianK

    BrianK
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    Oh great. Here's my reload. I think someone posted a thread about this listing elsewhere:

     
  22. MasterMech

    MasterMech
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    Saw that one FlatBed, was thinking about checking it out but it's not exactly right around the corner. Another guy over that way is giving away a ton of spruce.

    Today I'm fending off Zombies with a dining room table. Hmmm. Brain stew anyone?
     
  23. begreen

    begreen
    Mooderator 2.
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    Staff Member

    Nov 18, 2005
    61,074
    7,757
    Loc:
    South Puget Sound, WA
    Now we're talking. Got me some serious landscaping stones today. Yeah. Stoned zombies coming up.
     
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