Funny, You Know You Have Poor Quality Pellets When...........?????

[sydney1963]

Let's have some fun.



The dog won't even eat em.

 

[Doocrew]

you see the name Appling County on the bag and they smell like arse.

 

[crausch]

You know you have poor quality pellets when...

...you open the bag and find a note with instructions on how to glue them all back into pellets again.

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Sorry , its the best I could come up with right now (only 1 beer so far), but I'm working on it.

 

[BadDad320]

You Know You Have Poor Quality Pellets When...........?????................... You have to scrape the frost off your stove to re-load the pellets.... or..... It's warmer inside your fridge..... or.... your kitchen faucet now dispences slushy's, just add flavoring!!

 

[kinsmanstoves]

you see the name Appling County on the bag and they smell like arse.

I just had a fella call me and try to sell me truckloads of these pellets. I laughed at the price. I will research the board right now after I get a fresh beverage.

Eric

 

[Tom Pencil]

You kick the cat out of the house thinking he had left his mark on the bags when you realize the smell is from the pellets not from the cat.

 

[imacman]

You go to pour a bag of Pennington pellets into your stove, and all that comes out is rocks (now where is Ductape.....this should have been HIS post) :lol:

 

[Bxpellet]

When you open the bag and they pellets have writing on them saying Ticonderoga #2

 

[slvrblkk]

You know you have poor quality pellets when…

A pellet pig won't even take them...

 

[woodsman23]

You know you have poor quality pellets when…

you open the bag and there is a picture of slickplant in there.

 

[imacman]

You know you have poor quality pellets when…

you open the bag and there is a picture of slickplant in there.

:lol: Now THAT would be funny too! I had forgotten about 'ol slickplant...wonder how she's doing these days.....last time I "spoke" to her on here, she was looking for a box to put me in...LOL.

 

[tinkabranc]

You know you have poor quality pellets when…

you open the bag and there is a picture of slickplant in there.

:lol: Now THAT would be funny too! I had forgotten about 'ol slickplant...wonder how she's doing these days.....last time I "spoke" to her on here, she was looking for a box to put me in...LOL.

LMAO :lol:

 

[Schultzz]

You know you have poor quality pellets when…

you open the bag and find Jimmy Hoffa trying to glue the fines back together.

 

[staplebox]

You can build a nice new stone wall in your yard with your clinker collection.

Eureka, I'm looking at you.

 

[slvrblkk]

you buy a brand new pellet stove, load it up with pellets, turn it on and come back in 15 minutes to THIS

Now that was funny!

 

[stoveguy2esw]

when you open the bag then look again at the label for the "quaker"

in best homer simpson voice...
%-P MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.....oatmeal.

 

[stoveguy2esw]

you buy a brand new pellet stove, load it up with pellets, turn it on and come back in 15 minutes to THIS

gawd it pains me to look at that stove. poor thing, struck down in its prime by the evil non vacuum owning guy that murdered my stove.

gotta admit though , its impressive that it could run without cleaning long enough to build that much ash up, that certainly didnt happen overnight

 

[hossthehermit]

You know you got bad pellets when they won't burn. Other than that, I don't know. Don't panic, adjust.

 

[SmokeyTheBear]

Your stove coughs up an ash ball and stops burning.

 

[imacman]

.....you put a ton of them out by the side of the road near a stove shop with a BIG sign that says "FREE".....and their still there a week later...

 

[sparkydog00]

When the 40 lbs bag produces 33 lbs of ash. Otherwise known as Maine Woods Pellets!
My daily bash Maine Woods post!

 

[imacman]

You go to pour a bag into the stove, and the only thing that comes out are dead mice....even THEY didn't like them!

 

[sparkydog00]

You go to pour a bag into the stove, and the only thing that comes out are dead mice....even THEY didn't like them!

But how did they burn?

 

[imacman]

You go to pour a bag into the stove, and the only thing that comes out are dead mice....even THEY didn't like them!

But how did they burn?

Quite well, actually....i went outside near the vent pipe, and they smell like chicken. ;-P

 

[sydney1963]

When they look like pellets, smell like pellets, and they walk off by themselves. Must have had too many beers! LOL