HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO ALL ! !

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swestall

Minister of Fire
Oct 29, 2007
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Connecticut
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I'd like to take a moment to wish all here a Happy Thanksgiving. With all the problems we have, most of us in the USA have much to be thankful for. I know I do and in spite of the little difficulties of my business, my tempermental wood stove, car problems and the like: life is still pretty good here. So the best to everyone and special wishes for all the Armed Forces people who serve this country and are away from home: may they return safely and may their families prosper.
 
Yeah
With all the pissing and moaning we are sometimes inclined to do its still better than the alternatives out there for sure.

Oh, to lighten the mood a bit

Things you can only say at Thanksgiving!

1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some.
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
19! . How long do I beat it before it's ready?

Happy Thanksgiving!!!
 
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