Hearth.com, The Reality Show.

Jack Straw Posted By Jack Straw, Feb 17, 2012 at 1:28 PM

  1. stoveguy2esw

    stoveguy2esw
    Minister of Fire 2.
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    Nov 14, 2006
    6,185
    1,100
    Loc:
    madison hgts. va
    if you dont find this one funny, check your pulse OMG!!! gotta rememeber that one
     
  2. firefighterjake

    firefighterjake
    Minister of Fire 2.
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    Jul 22, 2008
    17,522
    3,800
    Loc:
    Unity/Bangor, Maine

    I like to look for ammo cans in the woods . . . and like working with my wood . . . is that a strange enough addiction.

    I hoard wood . . . and would hoard cats if my wife would let me.

    We can open up a porn store.

    No tow trucks, but I can bring a fire engine to the show.

    I pick my nose occasionally . . . does that count?

    I don't fight with my buddies when we're cutting wood, but we do mess up a lot . . . that would add some drama.
     
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  3. Jags

    Jags
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    Staff Member

    Aug 2, 2006
    17,422
    6,039
    Loc:
    Northern IL
    I want to run the porn store.
     
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  4. GAMMA RAY

    GAMMA RAY
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    Jan 16, 2011
    1,970
    424
    Loc:
    PA.
    OK we can have a porn store only if it is "tasteful"....
    I will be the CEO....only the good stuff....I will have to experiment and test all submissions for the store...just to make sure..you know...>>
    Jagsy, you are in charge...
     
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  5. Jags

    Jags
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    Aug 2, 2006
    17,422
    6,039
    Loc:
    Northern IL
    Hmmm...tv show lacking activity.....

    wasabism.jpg
     
  6. GAMMA RAY

    GAMMA RAY
    Minister of Fire 2.
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    Jan 16, 2011
    1,970
    424
    Loc:
    PA.
    Hmm...well I did not want to complain butt...
    Somebody in the house is using my loofah sponge...and don't ask how I know.<>
    Somebody ate half a package of my 2% Polly O string cheese mozzerella sticks...
    and the most important...
    Somebody is drinkin my Dogfish Head Raison beer...
    Now it is time for war dammit. :mad:

    I have cameras set up so I will find out who the guilty partay is...
     
  7. GAMMA RAY

    GAMMA RAY
    Minister of Fire 2.
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    Jan 16, 2011
    1,970
    424
    Loc:
    PA.
    and I am missing 5 pairs of underwear and 3 bras...:mad:
    Cough em up....
     
  8. Jack Straw

    Jack Straw
    Minister of Fire 2.
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    Dec 22, 2008
    2,161
    1,329
    Loc:
    Schoharie County, N Y
    Gamma...I'll give back your wedding video, if you promise to forget about your missing undergarments.;em
     
  9. GAMMA RAY

    GAMMA RAY
    Minister of Fire 2.
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    Jan 16, 2011
    1,970
    424
    Loc:
    PA.
    HA! I know who the guily partay is and you don't have to cover for him Jack....he has been recently "absent" because of this..I won't mention any names....(DT).
    I don't really care about the wedding video being lost....but I won't tell Mr Gamma...gonna use it against him to get what I want for the next 6 months at least....maybes 8 months if I can milk it....;lol>>
     
  10. Jack Straw

    Jack Straw
    Minister of Fire 2.
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    Dec 22, 2008
    2,161
    1,329
    Loc:
    Schoharie County, N Y
    Another 5 lbs and I'll be a C cup;lol
     
  11. Dix

    Dix
    Minister of Fire 2.
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    May 27, 2008
    5,833
    1,413
    Loc:
    Long Island, NY

    Yep peeps read the sigs [​IMG]

    I dunno, you guys are outta control... I'm still hanging in the barn, with the leather, and the crops, and such.

    Tssk, tssk.
     
  12. Jack Straw

    Jack Straw
    Minister of Fire 2.
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    Dec 22, 2008
    2,161
    1,329
    Loc:
    Schoharie County, N Y
    I read them also, I was just wondering if anyone else did.

    Out of control=Ratings!
     
  13. firefighterjake

    firefighterjake
    Minister of Fire 2.
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    Jul 22, 2008
    17,522
    3,800
    Loc:
    Unity/Bangor, Maine
    Anyone have any tips on how to get rid of these calluses on my feet . . . apparently loofah sponges don't work very well.
     
  14. Flatbedford

    Flatbedford
    Minister of Fire 2.
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    Mar 17, 2009
    5,259
    1,265
    Loc:
    Croton-on-Hudson, suburbs of NYC
    I've good results with some discarded bras that I found out behind the wood pile. The underwear didn't help much.
     
  15. Lousyweather

    Lousyweather
    Guest 2.
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    yea, I didnt really get why Delta T was trying more than one on at a time or anything, and can only come to the conclusion that he couldnt come up with a constructive use of those undergarments either....he was muttering something about "thse things need washed..." or somesuch.......as for the loofa, well, some things are better left unsaid.
     
  16. GAMMA RAY

    GAMMA RAY
    Minister of Fire 2.
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    Jan 16, 2011
    1,970
    424
    Loc:
    PA.
    Those bras were expensive :mad:
    Just sayin...
    You git what you pay for...
     
  17. Lousyweather

    Lousyweather
    Guest 2.
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    they did look a bit small for him, matter of fact.....
     

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