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Jack Straw Posted By Jack Straw, Feb 17, 2012 at 1:28 PM

  1. GAMMA RAY

    GAMMA RAY
    Minister of Fire

    Jan 16, 2011
    1,970
    424
    Loc:
    PA.
    There will be a battery of testing prior to shooting.....
    Just to make sure none of you buggers gots the "cooties"....ya never know now :p

    and nobody use my razor.... >:-(
     
  2. DAKSY

    DAKSY
    Patriot Guard Rider Moderator
    Staff Member

    Dec 2, 2008
    6,379
    1,139
    Loc:
    Averill Park, NY, on Burden Lake II...
    Can I be the Immature Baby Boomer Biker Guy?
     
  3. Jags

    Jags
    Moderate Moderator
    Staff Member

    Aug 2, 2006
    17,234
    5,916
    Loc:
    Northern IL
    I think we are missing "Chef" and "Brewmaster". They will instantly become my allies.
     
  4. Thistle

    Thistle
    Minister of Fire

    Dec 16, 2010
    4,206
    2,234
    Loc:
    Central IA
    I'll be the arrogant poophead always arguing with the other roommates.Its not acting either.
     
  5. lukem

    lukem
    Minister of Fire

    Jan 12, 2010
    3,687
    1,518
    Loc:
    Indiana
    You need a Gassifier owner and old school OWB owner too. Better make it two sluts for good measure.
     
  6. Thistle

    Thistle
    Minister of Fire

    Dec 16, 2010
    4,206
    2,234
    Loc:
    Central IA
    :lol: :coolsmirk: Jay. But don't we need a 'retired,but recalled' one too?
     
  7. DAKSY

    DAKSY
    Patriot Guard Rider Moderator
    Staff Member

    Dec 2, 2008
    6,379
    1,139
    Loc:
    Averill Park, NY, on Burden Lake II...
    OK...Can I be the Immature Baby Boomer Biker Guy AND CHEF?
    I can bring my Big Green Egg (somehow)...
     
  8. Jack Straw

    Jack Straw
    Minister of Fire

    Dec 22, 2008
    2,161
    1,327
    Loc:
    Schoharie County, N Y
    Kenny Chaos will die in every episode and some one will say "OMG they killed Kenny" (You bastards)
     
  9. kenny chaos

    kenny chaos
    Minister of Fire

    Apr 10, 2008
    1,995
    4
    Loc:
    Rochester,ny
    We'll promote safety by keeping the "Ashcan" in the middle of the backyard,
    and use it for target practice when not cutting or splitting.
     
  10. stoveguy2esw

    stoveguy2esw
    Minister of Fire

    Nov 14, 2006
    6,168
    1,088
    Loc:
    madison hgts. va

    big +1 , i LOVE my BGE
     
  11. Delta-T

    Delta-T
    Minister of Fire

    Feb 27, 2008
    3,144
    579
    Loc:
    NH
    you know what...to heck with playing the cop...I wanna be The Host! Think of me as the taller, more handsomeful, smooth talking version of Jeff Probst.
     
  12. firebroad

    firebroad
    Minister of Fire

    Nov 18, 2011
    1,521
    512
    Loc:
    Carroll County, MD
    Hey you, stop working my corner.
     
  13. firefighterjake

    firefighterjake
    Minister of Fire

    Jul 22, 2008
    17,140
    3,582
    Loc:
    Unity/Bangor, Maine
    Too late . . . if I'm going to be running around half naked I need to do some man-scaping. :)
     
  14. firebroad

    firebroad
    Minister of Fire

    Nov 18, 2011
    1,521
    512
    Loc:
    Carroll County, MD
    You guys are so damn funny I almost want to watch TV.
    Only if you are in it, of course.

    I can't be in it. I had cooties.
    Deer ticks
    Sorry, Gamma, you will have to soldier on without me.

    Jake, you frighten me.
     
  15. firefighterjake

    firefighterjake
    Minister of Fire

    Jul 22, 2008
    17,140
    3,582
    Loc:
    Unity/Bangor, Maine
    Oh yeah . . . we gotta drag Quads or Dennis into this as the well respected, mature voice of reason . . .
     
  16. Delta-T

    Delta-T
    Minister of Fire

    Feb 27, 2008
    3,144
    579
    Loc:
    NH
    usaully "half-naked" implies the upper half...I like your spin on this one Jake....shock value never really loses it's....value. Especially on TV.
     
  17. Thistle

    Thistle
    Minister of Fire

    Dec 16, 2010
    4,206
    2,234
    Loc:
    Central IA
    Thanks for that image... NOT. I was gonna skip lunch today anyway. :ahhh: ;-P
     
  18. GAMMA RAY

    GAMMA RAY
    Minister of Fire

    Jan 16, 2011
    1,970
    424
    Loc:
    PA.
    The first one of you buggerz to leave the toilet seat up is gonna have a "toxic" toothbrush because I will use it to clean the toilet bowl. :cheese:
    I broke Mr Gamma of that habit in just a few days when we got married...along with a few other bad habits... >:-(
     
  19. firebroad

    firebroad
    Minister of Fire

    Nov 18, 2011
    1,521
    512
    Loc:
    Carroll County, MD
    Oh, do tell!!!
     
  20. GAMMA RAY

    GAMMA RAY
    Minister of Fire

    Jan 16, 2011
    1,970
    424
    Loc:
    PA.

    Can't.....but it involves exlax.... ;-)
    I know I am devious... :lol:
     
  21. Thistle

    Thistle
    Minister of Fire

    Dec 16, 2010
    4,206
    2,234
    Loc:
    Central IA
    Oh I have a story involving chocolate exlax,homemade tollhouse cookies & mooching workers who always ate others treats on Friday but never brought their own to the potluck hahahaha.
     
  22. firebroad

    firebroad
    Minister of Fire

    Nov 18, 2011
    1,521
    512
    Loc:
    Carroll County, MD
    !
     
  23. DAKSY

    DAKSY
    Patriot Guard Rider Moderator
    Staff Member

    Dec 2, 2008
    6,379
    1,139
    Loc:
    Averill Park, NY, on Burden Lake II...
    Well isn't THAT a Sh*tty thing to do!
     
  24. firebroad

    firebroad
    Minister of Fire

    Nov 18, 2011
    1,521
    512
    Loc:
    Carroll County, MD
    All I can say is...Saran Wrap taped under the toilet seat. Shhh.
     
  25. Adios Pantalones

    Adios Pantalones
    Minister of Fire

    May 20, 2008
    6,587
    1,421
    Loc:
    S.NH- Mass's smoking section
    That thing on the back of the seat is a hinge. Both sexes can use it.
     

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