Hearth.com, The Reality Show.

[GAMMA RAY]

There will be a battery of testing prior to shooting.....
Just to make sure none of you buggers gots the "cooties"....ya never know now

and nobody use my razor.... >:-(

 

[DAKSY]

Can I be the Immature Baby Boomer Biker Guy?

 

[Jags]

I think we are missing "Chef" and "Brewmaster". They will instantly become my allies.

 

[Thistle]

I'll be the arrogant poophead always arguing with the other roommates.Its not acting either.

 

[lukem]

For an h.c show maybe it should be:

A cat stove owner
A non-cat owner
A pellet stove owner
A wood dealer
A pre-EPA stove owner
A Sthil saw owner
A Husqvarna saw owner
A pine burner
A slut

You need a Gassifier owner and old school OWB owner too. Better make it two sluts for good measure.

 

[Thistle]

I will be the 1980's ex-porn star! :coolsmile:

:lol: :coolsmirk: Jay. But don't we need a 'retired,but recalled' one too?

 

[DAKSY]

OK...Can I be the Immature Baby Boomer Biker Guy AND CHEF?
I can bring my Big Green Egg (somehow)...

 

[Jack Straw]

Kenny Chaos will die in every episode and some one will say "OMG they killed Kenny" (You bastards)

 

[kenny chaos]

We'll promote safety by keeping the "Ashcan" in the middle of the backyard,
and use it for target practice when not cutting or splitting.

 

[stoveguy2esw]

OK...Can I be the Immature Baby Boomer Biker Guy AND CHEF?
I can bring my Big Green Egg (somehow)...

big +1 , i LOVE my BGE

 

[Delta-T]

you know what...to heck with playing the cop...I wanna be The Host! Think of me as the taller, more handsomeful, smooth talking version of Jeff Probst.

 

[firebroad]

I'll be the arrogant poophead always arguing with the other roommates.Its not acting either.

Hey you, stop working my corner.

 

[firefighterjake]

There will be a battery of testing prior to shooting.....
Just to make sure none of you buggers gots the "cooties"....ya never know now

and nobody use my razor.... >:-(

Too late . . . if I'm going to be running around half naked I need to do some man-scaping.

 

[firebroad]

You guys are so damn funny I almost want to watch TV.
Only if you are in it, of course.

I can't be in it. I had cooties.
Deer ticks
Sorry, Gamma, you will have to soldier on without me.

Jake, you frighten me.

 

[firefighterjake]

Oh yeah . . . we gotta drag Quads or Dennis into this as the well respected, mature voice of reason . . .

 

[Delta-T]

There will be a battery of testing prior to shooting.....
Just to make sure none of you buggers gots the "cooties"....ya never know now

and nobody use my razor.... >:-(

Too late . . . if I'm going to be running around half naked I need to do some man-scaping.

usaully "half-naked" implies the upper half...I like your spin on this one Jake....shock value never really loses it's....value. Especially on TV.

 

[Thistle]

There will be a battery of testing prior to shooting.....
Just to make sure none of you buggers gots the "cooties"....ya never know now

and nobody use my razor.... >:-(

Too late . . . if I'm going to be running around half naked I need to do some man-scaping.

Thanks for that image... NOT. I was gonna skip lunch today anyway. :ahhh: ;-P

 

[GAMMA RAY]

The first one of you buggerz to leave the toilet seat up is gonna have a "toxic" toothbrush because I will use it to clean the toilet bowl. :cheese:
I broke Mr Gamma of that habit in just a few days when we got married...along with a few other bad habits... >:-(

 

[firebroad]

The first one of you buggerz to leave the toilet seat up is gonna have a "toxic" toothbrush because I will use it to clean the toilet bowl. :cheese:
I broke Mr Gamma of that habit in just a few days when we got married...along with a few other bad habits... >:-(

Oh, do tell

 

[GAMMA RAY]

The first one of you buggerz to leave the toilet seat up is gonna have a "toxic" toothbrush because I will use it to clean the toilet bowl. :cheese:
I broke Mr Gamma of that habit in just a few days when we got married...along with a few other bad habits... >:-(

Oh, do tell

Can't.....but it involves exlax.... ;-)
I know I am devious... :lol:

 

[Thistle]

The first one of you buggerz to leave the toilet seat up is gonna have a "toxic" toothbrush because I will use it to clean the toilet bowl. :cheese:
I broke Mr Gamma of that habit in just a few days when we got married...along with a few other bad habits... >:-(

Oh, do tell

Can't.....but it involves exlax.... ;-)
I know I am devious... :lol:

Oh I have a story involving chocolate exlax,homemade tollhouse cookies & mooching workers who always ate others treats on Friday but never brought their own to the potluck hahahaha.

 

[firebroad]

The first one of you buggerz to leave the toilet seat up is gonna have a "toxic" toothbrush because I will use it to clean the toilet bowl. :cheese:
I broke Mr Gamma of that habit in just a few days when we got married...along with a few other bad habits... >:-(

Oh, do tell

Can't.....but it involves exlax.... ;-)
I know I am devious... :lol:

!

 

[DAKSY]

Can't.....but it involves exlax...

Well isn't THAT a Sh*tty thing to do!

 

[firebroad]

All I can say is...Saran Wrap taped under the toilet seat. Shhh.

 

[Adios Pantalones]

That thing on the back of the seat is a hinge. Both sexes can use it.