Hearth.com, The Reality Show.

There will be a battery of testing prior to shooting.....
Just to make sure none of you buggers gots the "cooties"....ya never know now

and nobody use my razor.... >:-(

I'll be the arrogant poophead always arguing with the other roommates.Its not acting either.

You need a Gassifier owner and old school OWB owner too. Better make it two sluts for good measure.

:lol: :coolsmirk: Jay. But don't we need a 'retired,but recalled' one too?

Kenny Chaos will die in every episode and some one will say "OMG they killed Kenny" (You bastards)

We'll promote safety by keeping the "Ashcan" in the middle of the backyard,
and use it for target practice when not cutting or splitting.

big +1 , i LOVE my BGE

you know what...to heck with playing the cop...I wanna be The Host! Think of me as the taller, more handsomeful, smooth talking version of Jeff Probst.

Hey you, stop working my corner.

Too late . . . if I'm going to be running around half naked I need to do some man-scaping.

You guys are so damn funny I almost want to watch TV.
Only if you are in it, of course.

I can't be in it. I had cooties.
Deer ticks
Sorry, Gamma, you will have to soldier on without me.

Jake, you frighten me.

Oh yeah . . . we gotta drag Quads or Dennis into this as the well respected, mature voice of reason . . .

usaully "half-naked" implies the upper half...I like your spin on this one Jake....shock value never really loses it's....value. Especially on TV.

Thanks for that image... NOT. I was gonna skip lunch today anyway. :ahhh: ;-P

The first one of you buggerz to leave the toilet seat up is gonna have a "toxic" toothbrush because I will use it to clean the toilet bowl. :cheese:
I broke Mr Gamma of that habit in just a few days when we got married...along with a few other bad habits... >:-(

Oh, do tell

Can't.....but it involves exlax.... ;-)
I know I am devious... :lol:

Oh I have a story involving chocolate exlax,homemade tollhouse cookies & mooching workers who always ate others treats on Friday but never brought their own to the potluck hahahaha.

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All I can say is...Saran Wrap taped under the toilet seat. Shhh.

That thing on the back of the seat is a hinge. Both sexes can use it.