Hearth.com, The Reality Show.

I agree with this in the work place.

NOT at home

Note that the seats are down TYVM !

Gamma, that falling in stuff sucks a big one !

I, like Jags, throw my hat in the ring.

Only for C.B.I.C.

Also, wasabi is even better than garlic with the vamps, and if all else fails, wasabi breath is also a potent weapon.

Reference post #10: http://www.hearth.com/econtent/index.php/forums/viewthread/91037/#1113162

Either of the following cloaks should meet my basic cloaking requirements: http://www.cloaksofireland.com/West Cork.htm; http://www.cloaksofireland.com/QueenM.htm.

Do I get a dagger? Sword? Boots?

I've got a navy blue velvet floor length cloak (lined, I might add) that you can use. I also have plenty of boots !!

Can't help with the dagger, how ever.

We can't forget Craig and Fossil. Any ideas for roles?

Yoda & Obi Wan

Thank you.
I think if I lurk around out in the woods, cloaked and armed, I am marginally less likely to get thrown out.
Cloak: check
Boots: check
Dagger: check
Sword: check
Splitting maul: check
Chainsaw: check
Water truck: check

As C.B.I.C. I would see that that was done Make you "in charge" that is

But you're "alter ego" would be the "Head of The Lewdness Office". You're so good at it

My sister made chocolate chip cookies (a big batch with ex-lax in them) for the high school varsity hockey team, they ate them the day before a big game,played like chit. It was a pay back, thats all I can say.

zap

Dang, I have gotten in this thing so late, what could I possibly do? OK, I will be the fire safety guy.......and NO Jake, you can't be my assistant, not if you are going to be half naked. I think I will pick Dennis. :coolsmirk:

Good choice

silver bullets: check
wooden stakes: check
wasabi: check
garlic: check

Sleep well, hearthholders. Grammy, the chicken and I've got this watch.

The wood stove puts off some nice warmth but I can already feel some cold spots
in the house.
Sorry about the chicken wings. She'll live.
When do we go insult the Craigslist House?

rememer to bring you piece of sharkskin (is the customary and time honored tool for wasabi grinding, in the tradition way, of traditions....like fiddler on the roof).

Crap, so now I have to drag my fiddle around out in the woods as well? I'm going to feel more like a tinker clunking and rattling than like a stealth ninja warrior shadow.

I don't have a television, but I'm getting the idea that my idea of reality television shows is a little skewed, like I wandered in from the wrong set. As long as we all like our own realities, it should work.

Okay, second shift. One of you East Coasters needs to take over the watch, as I do my best work under cover of darkness. My guess is that Kathleen is going to be pissed about Pumpkin's wings, Kenny. Take it up with her.

Retreating to my secret lair high in the oak tree to work on my krav maga moves.

I nominate BeGreen to be the "Counselor" of the bunch....he seems very mild mannered....and we definitely need someone to monitor the sanity of this freakshow. :ahhh:

I nominate pen to be the cook....and bartender.... :cheese:
I hear he makes a mean meatloaf...and martini.... :lol:

I met with the production company today. They requested clay molds of the Mods heads for the promotional bobble heads. They want us to come up with the theme song.
There was some talk of Heart.com the Broadway play. They informed me that I have a face for the internet, but not tv. :long:

Gamma, Playboy called, they promise that the pictures will be tasteful.

Brother Bart, a men's magazine called, but they won't promise that the pictures will be tasteful.

Kenny, no one called for you.

As long as they're tasty, they need not be tasteful. WASABI!!

As long as the pics are not smutty... >:-(
I don't think there has been a Playboy cover model over the age of 40 though...I may be wrong...

BB's pics will rock I am sure.... ;-)

Don't make me go get my pellet pig buddies. :lol:

All I ever get is pre-disapproved credit card offers.

WASABI!!

Like we'd help you! ;-)