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Post in 'The Inglenook' started by Jack Straw, Feb 17, 2012.

  1. Doing The Dixie Eyed Hustle

    Doing The Dixie Eyed Hustle Minister of Fire

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    I agree with this in the work place.

    NOT at home [​IMG]

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  2. Doing The Dixie Eyed Hustle

    Doing The Dixie Eyed Hustle Minister of Fire

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    Note that the seats are down TYVM !

    Gamma, that falling in stuff sucks a big one !
  3. Doing The Dixie Eyed Hustle

    Doing The Dixie Eyed Hustle Minister of Fire

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    I, like Jags, throw my hat in the ring.

    Only for C.B.I.C. [​IMG]
  4. snowleopard

    snowleopard Minister of Fire

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  5. Doing The Dixie Eyed Hustle

    Doing The Dixie Eyed Hustle Minister of Fire

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    I've got a navy blue velvet floor length cloak (lined, I might add) that you can use. I also have plenty of boots !!

    Can't help with the dagger, how ever.
  6. kenny chaos

    kenny chaos Minister of Fire

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    We can't forget Craig and Fossil. Any ideas for roles?
  7. Hogwildz

    Hogwildz Minister of Fire

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    Yoda & Obi Wan
  8. BrotherBart

    BrotherBart Hearth.com LLC Mid-Atlantic Division Staff Member

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    Craig maintains the streaming internet feed and Fossil is the bouncer in the house. :lol:

    "Kenny, the house has voted. You're outta here. Left face. Forward march."
  9. snowleopard

    snowleopard Minister of Fire

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    Thank you.
    I think if I lurk around out in the woods, cloaked and armed, I am marginally less likely to get thrown out.
    Cloak: check
    Boots: check
    Dagger: check
    Sword: check
    Splitting maul: check
    Chainsaw: check
    Water truck: check
  10. fossil

    fossil Accidental Moderator Staff Member

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    Actually, in addition to whatever other duties I may be assigned, I volunteer for an off-camera position as the guy in charge of wardrobe malfunctions.
  11. Doing The Dixie Eyed Hustle

    Doing The Dixie Eyed Hustle Minister of Fire

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    As C.B.I.C. I would see that that was done !!! Make you "in charge" that is :)

    But you're "alter ego" would be the "Head of The Lewdness Office". You're so good at it [​IMG]
  12. thewoodlands

    thewoodlands Minister of Fire

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    My sister made chocolate chip cookies (a big batch with ex-lax in them) for the high school varsity hockey team, they ate them the day before a big game,played like chit. It was a pay back, thats all I can say.

    zap
  13. tfdchief

    tfdchief Minister of Fire

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    Dang, I have gotten in this thing so late, what could I possibly do? OK, I will be the fire safety guy.......and NO Jake, you can't be my assistant, not if you are going to be half naked. I think I will pick Dennis. :coolsmirk:
  14. Doing The Dixie Eyed Hustle

    Doing The Dixie Eyed Hustle Minister of Fire

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    Good choice !!!
  15. snowleopard

    snowleopard Minister of Fire

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    silver bullets: check
    wooden stakes: check
    wasabi: check
    garlic: check

    Sleep well, hearthholders. Grammy, the chicken and I've got this watch.
  16. kenny chaos

    kenny chaos Minister of Fire

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    The wood stove puts off some nice warmth but I can already feel some cold spots
    in the house.
    Sorry about the chicken wings. She'll live.
    When do we go insult the Craigslist House?
  17. Delta-T

    Delta-T Minister of Fire

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    rememer to bring you piece of sharkskin (is the customary and time honored tool for wasabi grinding, in the tradition way, of traditions....like fiddler on the roof).
  18. snowleopard

    snowleopard Minister of Fire

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    Crap, so now I have to drag my fiddle around out in the woods as well? I'm going to feel more like a tinker clunking and rattling than like a stealth ninja warrior shadow.

    I don't have a television, but I'm getting the idea that my idea of reality television shows is a little skewed, like I wandered in from the wrong set. As long as we all like our own realities, it should work.

    Okay, second shift. One of you East Coasters needs to take over the watch, as I do my best work under cover of darkness. My guess is that Kathleen is going to be pissed about Pumpkin's wings, Kenny. Take it up with her.

    Retreating to my secret lair high in the oak tree to work on my krav maga moves.
  19. GAMMA RAY

    GAMMA RAY Minister of Fire

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    I nominate BeGreen to be the "Counselor" of the bunch....he seems very mild mannered....and we definitely need someone to monitor the sanity of this freakshow. :ahhh:

    I nominate pen to be the cook....and bartender.... :cheese:
    I hear he makes a mean meatloaf...and martini.... :lol:
  20. Jack Straw

    Jack Straw Minister of Fire

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    I met with the production company today. They requested clay molds of the Mods heads for the promotional bobble heads. They want us to come up with the theme song.
    There was some talk of Heart.com the Broadway play. They informed me that I have a face for the internet, but not tv. :long:

    Gamma, Playboy called, they promise that the pictures will be tasteful.

    Brother Bart, a men's magazine called, but they won't promise that the pictures will be tasteful.

    Kenny, no one called for you.
  21. snowleopard

    snowleopard Minister of Fire

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    As long as they're tasty, they need not be tasteful. WASABI!!
  22. GAMMA RAY

    GAMMA RAY Minister of Fire

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    As long as the pics are not smutty... >:-(
    I don't think there has been a Playboy cover model over the age of 40 though...I may be wrong...

    BB's pics will rock I am sure.... ;-)
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    Don't make me go get my pellet pig buddies. :lol:
  24. kenny chaos

    kenny chaos Minister of Fire

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    All I ever get is pre-disapproved credit card offers.

    WASABI!!
  25. jtakeman

    jtakeman Minister of Fire

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    Like we'd help you! ;-)

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