Hearth.com, The Reality Show.

5 AM EST.

Snow gets a break.

Loon's Buddy takes over her shift. Should be a "Rat Patrol"

long time lurker and wood burner but new member.
This thread is hilarius Keep it comming!

chuck

Welcome Chuck. We need a lurker.
Do you go commando?

Please. Not that.

Don't you think that's a pretty personal question for a newbie?

I don't want to know why you want to know that.

Exactly. Scare off the new guy.

Oh great, now you want us to think about this stuff???? Seriously???

Great !

Welcome to the forums, Chuck



I could not resist !

I'd welcome one less person that wants to get into my shorts.

I rest easy knowing that an Ewok is taking the next shift.

Ewoks it is !! I still have the Dixettes "Ewok Village" from her youth.

Done deal, your good to go. Just throw some pellets in the air (ALA Pixie Dust) when ever, and that's the signal for the Ewoks to rule the roost, so to speak .

Seriously.

Awesome.

CBIC, out.

That could be a poll, but talk about scaring off the newcomers . . .

I think one Ewok should be enough--Buddy can handle the anything that comes up.

Wait--are you telling me that you fell for Buddy's dog act?

Ewoks can be deadly. One is def enough. They communicate quite quickly.

Ok for one ewoks, but I really think that a start cruiser would be too much....

Do you think they heat the star cruiser with a wood stove & Or a Boiler, maybe an insert ??? Wondering if they ahve pellets on the Ewoks planet.

How about just a lil' teeny Millennium Falcon, then? Not really what one would call a cruiser . . . and since she's already parked back there . . . Very well insulated, of course, so it doesn't take a lot to heat her, but transporting all that wood is too space-consuming. Word in the woods is that Woodstock is planning a "repurposing" of their remaining stock of Fireviews to run on berilliyum spheres (thus the converter in catalytic converter), but as usual, they're dithering on the release of this update. Teasers.

Does an Ewok poop in the woods?

Speaking of Ewoks, next time she's deep in the cinnamon schnapps, take a closer look at Gamma's so-called `trollz' bracelets. Transparisteel, unless I miss my guess.

Uhmmm I ate it actually. Piece of beer-battered cod,mafalde pasta in garlic cream sauce,steamed asparagus & baby carrots was Sat night dinner.Was wonderful.

And there you go! You won't see a Teamster or an Ironworker eat his (or her) own codpiece. This is why Laborers open the jobs and shut them down. If a job's gotta be done, it's gotta be done.

We're first on the job when its a mudhole 30 feet deep below the street,last out the front door when the office building is finished,washing inside windows,vaccuming carpets as the new owners/tenants are moving in.

I am going to pass on this invite
seems everytime I post lately
someone goes away crying
with feelings hurt
maybe I should be the a$$hole

hey Smoke I've got your back
but be prepared if you hang with me
you are a marked man

Anybody seen my toothbrush?

I did not see it.....honest....if I did use it to....ah.....clean the toilet bowl it would be placed back in its spot
Just sayin.... :smirk:

BB may have done something with it though...

I can't find my codpiece either. :lol: