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Posted By smwilliamson,
Jun 18, 2013 at 6:11 AM
good luck buddy! Learn to spell and drop the attitude.
What a DBag. On top of the attitude, if you can't make the effort to clean up spelling/grammar when looking for a job- it doesn't look like you'd take the care to do a job right. (or is it a joke that I'm not getting?)
Sounds like the kind of guy that I would like to hire.
I have also disicated my life to technishery....but I am willing to accept $78K...PM me for a link, to a map, that leads you to the secret location of my resume...done in crayon, on McDonalds cheeseburger wrapper.
You just know that he's sitting at home, not getting responses, saying "I'm too much fer thems. They can't handles the troof"
I think I got that guy on the line last time I called Sony.
How about school????
I well remember some of the resumes I've received in the past. It is amazing how many go straight to the circular file.
EDIT: I just sent a copy of this guy's resume to my son. I wonder if he'll hire the guy?
This concerns me.
The Dilbert Principle at work?
There, fixed it.
scary, but i have met a number of people with this attitude. Amazes me how they keep a straight face when they feed you this BS. You know how there is that diagram for fires saying you need oxygen, heat and fuel? Well there is one for a good employee too. Its Attitude, ability and attendance. If you cover all 3 of these you are laughing. This guy may have ability and attendance, but his attitude stinks
Where i worked until just recently our manager level it guy embezzled ALOT of money. In fact, that cl ad almost sounds like him... Hmmm...
I think the funniest resume I ever received started as follows:
"Cents 1986 have been working in the welding field...."
Submitted by one of my coworkers for his buddy - I asked said coworker to look it over again... he replied that there was nothing wrong with it
forgot to add....Sirius inqui people ONLY! Dont waist my time. Call me.
I hear he went to work for Booz Allen in Hawaii last Thursday.
Sounds like he may have been over qualified.
When the phone don't ring, you will know it's me.
he does have more lisense than anyone he knows.....that pretty impressive.
His typing degraded as the resume progressed, probably in direct correlation to the Jack Daniels consumed.
I get the feeling one of the following is true:
1) This is a gag.
2) He/She is collecting unemployment, and one of the requirements is that he/she seek employment. This might be the only effort he/she has put forward.
3) He/She is a former Civil Servant.
1 & 3 need reversal judging by the various civil employees(?) I have had to deal with lately.
Looks like most of the posters on the HVAC forum I used to drop in on sometimes a few years ago. What a war zone. And if a poor Harry Homeowner asked a DIY question he would be immediately folded, spindled and mutilated.