Hilarious CL resume...looking for workers?

smwilliamson Posted By smwilliamson, Jun 18, 2013 at 6:11 AM

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  1. smwilliamson

    smwilliamson
    Minister of Fire 2.
    NULL
    

    Dec 28, 2009
    4,475
    773
    Loc:
    Southcoast, MA
    good luck buddy! Learn to spell and drop the attitude.o_O
     
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  2. Adios Pantalones

    Adios Pantalones
    Minister of Fire 2.
    NULL
    

    May 20, 2008
    6,589
    1,424
    Loc:
    S.NH- Mass's smoking section
    What a DBag. On top of the attitude, if you can't make the effort to clean up spelling/grammar when looking for a job- it doesn't look like you'd take the care to do a job right. (or is it a joke that I'm not getting?)
     
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  3. Ashful

    Ashful
    Minister of Fire 2.
    NULL
    

    Mar 7, 2012
    9,056
    3,774
    Loc:
    Philadelphia
    ;lol
     
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  4. Jags

    Jags
    Moderate Moderator 2.
    NULL
    
    Staff Member

    Aug 2, 2006
    17,359
    5,993
    Loc:
    Northern IL
    Sounds like the kind of guy that I would like to hire.o_O
     
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  5. Delta-T

    Delta-T
    Minister of Fire 2.
    NULL
    

    Feb 27, 2008
    3,144
    579
    Loc:
    NH
    I have also disicated my life to technishery....but I am willing to accept $78K...PM me for a link, to a map, that leads you to the secret location of my resume...done in crayon, on McDonalds cheeseburger wrapper.
     
  6. Adios Pantalones

    Adios Pantalones
    Minister of Fire 2.
    NULL
    

    May 20, 2008
    6,589
    1,424
    Loc:
    S.NH- Mass's smoking section
    You just know that he's sitting at home, not getting responses, saying "I'm too much fer thems. They can't handles the troof"
     
  7. PapaDave

    PapaDave
    Minister of Fire 2.
    NULL
    

    Feb 23, 2008
    5,740
    2,221
    Loc:
    Northern MI - in the mitten
  8. fossil

    fossil
    Accidental Moderator 2.
    NULL
    
    Staff Member

    Sep 30, 2007
    10,538
    2,417
    Loc:
    Bend, OR
    I think I got that guy on the line last time I called Sony.
     
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  9. Defiant

    Defiant
    Vermont Castings Geek 2.
    NULL
    

    Dec 5, 2007
    2,122
    1,446
    Loc:
    Old Lyme CT
    How about school????
     
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  10. Backwoods Savage

    Backwoods Savage
    Minister of Fire 2.
    NULL
    

    Feb 14, 2007
    27,815
    7,368
    Loc:
    Michigan
    Classic.

    I well remember some of the resumes I've received in the past. It is amazing how many go straight to the circular file.


    EDIT: I just sent a copy of this guy's resume to my son. I wonder if he'll hire the guy?
     
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  11. PapaDave

    PapaDave
    Minister of Fire 2.
    NULL
    

    Feb 23, 2008
    5,740
    2,221
    Loc:
    Northern MI - in the mitten
    This concerns me.
     
  12. Ashful

    Ashful
    Minister of Fire 2.
    NULL
    

    Mar 7, 2012
    9,056
    3,774
    Loc:
    Philadelphia

    The Dilbert Principle at work?

     
  13. PapaDave

    PapaDave
    Minister of Fire 2.
    NULL
    

    Feb 23, 2008
    5,740
    2,221
    Loc:
    Northern MI - in the mitten
    There, fixed it.:cool:
     
  14. Hills Hoard

    Hills Hoard
    Minister of Fire 2.
    NULL
    

    Mar 19, 2013
    699
    337
    Loc:
    Melbourne, Australia
    scary, but i have met a number of people with this attitude. Amazes me how they keep a straight face when they feed you this BS. You know how there is that diagram for fires saying you need oxygen, heat and fuel? Well there is one for a good employee too. Its Attitude, ability and attendance. If you cover all 3 of these you are laughing. This guy may have ability and attendance, but his attitude stinks!!!
     
  15. bmblank

    bmblank
    Minister of Fire 2.
    NULL
    

    Jan 17, 2013
    698
    257
    Loc:
    Michigan
    Where i worked until just recently our manager level it guy embezzled ALOT of money. In fact, that cl ad almost sounds like him... Hmmm...
     
  16. basod

    basod
    Minister of Fire 2.
    NULL
    

    Sep 11, 2009
    937
    351
    Loc:
    Mount Cheaha Alabama
    I think the funniest resume I ever received started as follows:

    "Cents 1986 have been working in the welding field...."

    Submitted by one of my coworkers for his buddy - I asked said coworker to look it over again... he replied that there was nothing wrong with it
     
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  17. Delta-T

    Delta-T
    Minister of Fire 2.
    NULL
    

    Feb 27, 2008
    3,144
    579
    Loc:
    NH
    forgot to add....Sirius inqui people ONLY! Dont waist my time. Call me.
     
  18. BrotherBart

    BrotherBart
    Hearth.com LLC Mid-Atlantic Division 2.
    NULL
    
    Staff Member

    Nov 18, 2005
    32,597
    9,759
    Loc:
    Northern Virginia
    I hear he went to work for Booz Allen in Hawaii last Thursday.
     
  19. Jags

    Jags
    Moderate Moderator 2.
    NULL
    
    Staff Member

    Aug 2, 2006
    17,359
    5,993
    Loc:
    Northern IL
    Sounds like he may have been over qualified.
     
  20. WES999

    WES999
    Minister of Fire 2.
    NULL
    

    Jan 12, 2008
    993
    269
    Loc:
    Mass north of Boston
    When the phone don't ring, you will know it's me.:rolleyes:
     
  21. Delta-T

    Delta-T
    Minister of Fire 2.
    NULL
    

    Feb 27, 2008
    3,144
    579
    Loc:
    NH
    he does have more lisense than anyone he knows.....that pretty impressive.
     
  22. begreen

    begreen
    Mooderator 2.
    NULL
    
    Staff Member

    Nov 18, 2005
    61,856
    7,907
    Loc:
    South Puget Sound, WA
    His typing degraded as the resume progressed, probably in direct correlation to the Jack Daniels consumed.
     
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  23. firebroad

    firebroad
    Minister of Fire 2.
    NULL
    

    Nov 18, 2011
    1,521
    512
    Loc:
    Carroll County, MD
    I get the feeling one of the following is true:

    1) This is a gag.
    2) He/She is collecting unemployment, and one of the requirements is that he/she seek employment. This might be the only effort he/she has put forward.
    3) He/She is a former Civil Servant.
     
  24. blades

    blades
    Minister of Fire 2.
    NULL
    

    Nov 23, 2008
    2,278
    608
    Loc:
    WI, Milw
    1 & 3 need reversal judging by the various civil employees(?) I have had to deal with lately.
     
  25. BrotherBart

    BrotherBart
    Hearth.com LLC Mid-Atlantic Division 2.
    NULL
    
    Staff Member

    Nov 18, 2005
    32,597
    9,759
    Loc:
    Northern Virginia
    Looks like most of the posters on the HVAC forum I used to drop in on sometimes a few years ago. What a war zone. And if a poor Harry Homeowner asked a DIY question he would be immediately folded, spindled and mutilated.
     
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