Hilarious CL resume...looking for workers?

Post in 'The Inglenook' started by smwilliamson, Jun 18, 2013.

  1. smwilliamson

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    good luck buddy! Learn to spell and drop the attitude.o_O
     
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    What a DBag. On top of the attitude, if you can't make the effort to clean up spelling/grammar when looking for a job- it doesn't look like you'd take the care to do a job right. (or is it a joke that I'm not getting?)
     
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    ;lol
     
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    Sounds like the kind of guy that I would like to hire.o_O
     
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    I have also disicated my life to technishery....but I am willing to accept $78K...PM me for a link, to a map, that leads you to the secret location of my resume...done in crayon, on McDonalds cheeseburger wrapper.
     
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    You just know that he's sitting at home, not getting responses, saying "I'm too much fer thems. They can't handles the troof"
     
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    Fail.
     
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    I think I got that guy on the line last time I called Sony.
     
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    How about school????
     
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    Classic.

    I well remember some of the resumes I've received in the past. It is amazing how many go straight to the circular file.


    EDIT: I just sent a copy of this guy's resume to my son. I wonder if he'll hire the guy?
     
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    This concerns me.
     
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    The Dilbert Principle at work?

     
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    There, fixed it.:cool:
     
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    scary, but i have met a number of people with this attitude. Amazes me how they keep a straight face when they feed you this BS. You know how there is that diagram for fires saying you need oxygen, heat and fuel? Well there is one for a good employee too. Its Attitude, ability and attendance. If you cover all 3 of these you are laughing. This guy may have ability and attendance, but his attitude stinks!!!
     
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    Where i worked until just recently our manager level it guy embezzled ALOT of money. In fact, that cl ad almost sounds like him... Hmmm...
     
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    I think the funniest resume I ever received started as follows:

    "Cents 1986 have been working in the welding field...."

    Submitted by one of my coworkers for his buddy - I asked said coworker to look it over again... he replied that there was nothing wrong with it
     
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    forgot to add....Sirius inqui people ONLY! Dont waist my time. Call me.
     
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    I hear he went to work for Booz Allen in Hawaii last Thursday.
     
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    Sounds like he may have been over qualified.
     
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    When the phone don't ring, you will know it's me.:rolleyes:
     
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    he does have more lisense than anyone he knows.....that pretty impressive.
     
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    His typing degraded as the resume progressed, probably in direct correlation to the Jack Daniels consumed.
     
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    I get the feeling one of the following is true:

    1) This is a gag.
    2) He/She is collecting unemployment, and one of the requirements is that he/she seek employment. This might be the only effort he/she has put forward.
    3) He/She is a former Civil Servant.
     
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    1 & 3 need reversal judging by the various civil employees(?) I have had to deal with lately.
     
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    Looks like most of the posters on the HVAC forum I used to drop in on sometimes a few years ago. What a war zone. And if a poor Harry Homeowner asked a DIY question he would be immediately folded, spindled and mutilated.
     
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