How did I get to Missouri?

Realstone Posted By Realstone, Sep 12, 2012 at 4:26 PM

  1. Realstone

    Realstone
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    Clicked on my avatar, then on the hyperlinked text that says Southern ON. Google maps has my location close to the gulf of Mexico :eek:

    That's no big deal to me though. But I was wondering if it would be possible to change my status from 'God of Fire' to anything else. As a Christian, I'm not comfortable being in competition with the creator of existence ;)
     
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  2. webbie

    webbie
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    The God of Fire is a less God, but I get the point.....how about some suggestions? I have to change the whole category, not just yours....
    I don't know that that hyperlinked text is...I think I don't have the proper Geo-stuff installed!

    I get it about the Deities stuff. I always felt uncomfortable visiting the Hari Krisha temple (when I was a teen, my bro liked the free veggie meals)....cause of all the statues of various gods. I can go for Zeus and the Greek ones, but not for multi-colored jobs...well, except this one!

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  3. webbie

    webbie
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    Ah, my Lord.....

    Oooo, My Sweet Lord.
     
  4. Realstone

    Realstone
    Lord of Fire

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    Hmm, how about Firemaster, Firemeister, Hearth Hog, Steward of the Stove, Fire Guru, Stove Guru, Pyrotechnical Adviser, Combustion King (Queen), Combustion Consultant, Reeve of Radiance, Sultan of the Stove, Bard of the Burn? I'm just getting warmed up :p
     
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  5. webbie

    webbie
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    So Lord is too close too?
     
  6. Ashful

    Ashful
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    Hmm... as a fellow Christian, I'm not sure I see the problem with "Lord of Fire". Plenty of English Lords in my family tree... and they were all in good standing with the church.
     
  7. fossil

    fossil
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    Don't stop now! Laughter is good for the soul. ;lol Thanks for the list...I'll be looking for the next installment. Rick
     
  8. ScotO

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    Weren't the old forum ones like burning chunk, and inferno, and such? Been a while, I don't completely remember........my mind is in a haze from the Hendrix poster.....I'd be fine with mine being "keyhole firepit inventor"..........lol
     
  9. Realstone

    Realstone
    Lord of Fire

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    Careful what you burn. You may completely forget everything :eek:
    Well if Joful is OK with it, I guess it's good by me too :cool:
    But I'd still like to go by 'Bard of the Burn' ==c
     
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  10. Realstone

    Realstone
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    Hey Craig, forgot to say thanks for changing my status name.

    Thanks!
     
  11. Danno77

    Danno77
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    I want my title to be something less meaningful. just a plain "Meh." would be fine.
     
  12. webbie

    webbie
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    Purveyor of Fine Fires......hmm, I like the sound of that one...
    you are welcome.
     
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  13. ScotO

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    I'm liking "Dame of flame" for the ladies, and maybe "Sire of the fire", "firewood hoarder" (yes, I'm one of those) or "fool for hot coals" for the gents......Sorry guys, that's all I gots.....
     
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  14. Realstone

    Realstone
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  15. Realstone

    Realstone
    Lord of Fire

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    Seeing a lot of fire Ministers lately ==c
    Who has more fun than us eh?
     

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