How to cut down a tree from 50’ away

RobinJoe Posted By RobinJoe, Dec 12, 2008 at 6:55 PM

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  1. RobinJoe

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    The neighbors might complain, but here's a neat way to cut down a tree:
    http://tinyurl.com/5fc5y9
    And you can do it wearing a sun dress. :)
     
  2. smokinj

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    Get-r-done
     
  3. firefighterjake

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    I don't think anyone would want to see me cutting down a tree in a sundress. ;) :)
     
  4. RobinJoe

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    In my case, that would be more offensive than the noise.
    LOL
    I'm not sure, but I think the sun dress is optional.
     
  5. Risser09

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    Not bad, but can it split and stack the wood, too?
     
  6. RobinJoe

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    No, but it will light it on fire.
     
  7. LLigetfa

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    Can't say I've ever seen a tree in a sundress.
     
  8. Cory92

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    I'd feel a little guilty unless I was able to recycle all of the slugs.
     
  9. fishinpa

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    We did something like this to a tree on my buddies property down in Burgaw NC about 12 - 13 yrs ago. Noting that high-tech though. I think we used a 30/6, .38 and I shotgun. Eh, we had nothing else to do that day.
     
  10. BrotherBart

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    Oh baby!
     
  11. Summertime

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    Imagine how many dollars worth of ammo that gun shot in a minutes time!!
     
  12. Adabiviak

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    If I owned a minigun and had a few tons of ammo to spare, I can't say I wouldn't do that.
     
  13. mayhem

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    Will SHE come over to show me how to properly operate the gun?
     
  14. firefighterjake

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    Come over to Maine . . . we've got long winters and a bunch of greenies so we spend a good portion of our winter dressing our trees for the aesthetics . . . and in an attempt to keep them warm . . . although putting sundresses on them and bikinis doesn't do much for the warmth factor . . . but man, oh man . . . those trees start to look pretty hot by the time March rolls around. :) ;)
     
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    Oh I don't know about the sun dress being optional . . . I mean you wouldn't want me cutting down a tree buck naked, right? ;) :)
     
  16. RobinJoe

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    This has got to be the only forum on the internet where guys lust over trees.
     
  17. BJ64

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    Can I have the gun then? :)
     
  18. LLigetfa

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    WOW!
    What something that started out as a dangling participle morphed into.
     
  19. leaf4952

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    Wow, I'd love to do that in a sundress ! And I'd even offer to go try it on those wood stealers on that member - jdemaris 's property ! He needs a gun like that to keep loggers off his acreage !
     
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